Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

Zombie is unable to receive his smoothie as he is trapped in a hidden room somewhere secret.
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I start laughing maniacally. Not sure why. Gamzee joins me.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X facepalms and heads for the laughing

 

[Sigma Castell]

I trip X (again) and start tap dancing

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X cuts off Sigma's leg with her machetes, gets up and heads for the laughing again...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That was rude." I say.
I shoot a crossbow bolt into the back of X's head.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X respawns with her logged gear, heads back to the building and goes back to looking for zombie, by approaching the laughing.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"ARGH! Fuck this!" I free Zombie.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: finally someone just does it...

 

[MinimanZombie]

Paddy can not free Zombie if he has not found him yet. Well done dumbass.
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I begin a conversation with Gamzee.
"So, how's life?"
pReTtY mOtHeRfUcKiNg GoOd.
"That's cool."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X finally gets to the source of the laughing/screaming and tries to open the door to it

 

[MinimanZombie]

The door does not budge at all. It turns out X is just slamming his fist against a wall. It's a nice wall though. But you're close.
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"So...How are the other trolls?"
"tHeY'rE pReTtY mOtHeRfUcKiNg CoOl."
"Awesome."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X pulls out a flashight and continues to search

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk up to the door and take out the 4V3NG3R.
"BY THE POWER OF REFERENCES!"
I use a thin, continuous blast from the repulsor to cut a hole in the door.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X sees trilby do this and facepalms before trying another door nearby

 

[MinimanZombie]

Trilby smashes through into a bathroom with a middle aged man in the bathtub. Filled with custard. You may want to pretend you didn't see that.
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"Say, What're Sopor pies like?"
"pReTtY mOtHeRfUcKiNg GrEaT. wAnT oNe?"
"..........Sure."
Gamzee stuffs a green pie into my mouth. The fun begins.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X bashes through a nearby door, hoping this is the right one

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot the middle-aged man in the ear then walk off.

 

[MinimanZombie]

X walks into a room filled with pictures of naked men. Every type of man. She may have a bit of fun in here. Trilby walks off into a giant mirror. He is now the same room, but reversed. And there's a super model in the bath this time.
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The blood one the walls floats off and circles around my head. The blood then turns into unicorns.
"Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude...........This is like......a miracle........"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X walks out of the room and tries a different door... the fuck is with this place?

 

[MinimanZombie]

This time, the room is filled with chocolate, a blanket, and sad, cheesy, romance films.
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The unicorns turn into bears. Friendly bears! Then they turn into Kinder Buenos.
"This is like...............miraculous........."