Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I glare at paddy.
"I was just about to overload their circuits with my amazing dance moves"

 

[MinimanZombie]

You are then all teleported to a room filled with water that is slowly rising. Not even nice water. It's like, piss. With shit in it. There is no visible exit, and the walls seem to be indestructible. Make your move.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I like some DMT from a sparking wire. "You didn't move fast enough."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

~~~Before the second teleport~~~

X looks at them both like they're retarded...
"And I was just starting to have fun with the magic doors"

~~~After the second teleport~~~

"shit"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I glare at Paddy and Sigma.
"I was going to recruit them."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I float to the surface. "You didn't move fast enough."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X puts on a rebreather and looks around underwater while avoiding the crap in the water

 

[MinimanZombie]

Obviously, Paddy has not taken into account the fact that there is a ceiling. And the piss water is rising. The water is nearly half way up the room. Figure this one out assholes.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X starts chanting through the rebreather "Teleport"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Eh. Quiet down voice. Y'all don't know me like that." I draw Peake and cut a hole in the ceiling.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I make a 'breath-underwater' smoothie and give some to paddy. and me.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The sword bounces off the ceiling harmlessly and cuts off Paddys toes. Indestructible remember? Dumbass +3

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X tries to drown sigma in the water

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wise guy ey? I didn't even need those toes." I withdraw the DMT and draw some runes on the ceiling in ash. A portal opens, I pull myself through.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X walks over to the portal and tries to climb through

 

[MinimanZombie]

The runes melt off instantly. Did I mention this room is magic proof? You need basic wits for this one.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I leap onto Paddy as he goes through the portal, stabbing my many armour spikes into his legs.
"You can save me or drop me! But if you drop me, I'll take your legs too."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"shit"

X looks around for a button on the walls

 

[Paddy the Second]

I shoot myself in the face.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I hand X a breath-underwater smoothie.