Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"You have no idea where you're going do you?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Not a fucking clue. OH GOD." I swerve out the way of a figure on the road and nearly crash into a nearby pillar. Wait, this seems awfully familiar [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/540.376169-Mall-Fight-RP-ACT-3-ACT-2-G-TEAM-NO-MORE-Open?page=15]...
"Fucking, bodies in roads. Always messing up my driving." I get out and see Salt.
"This fucker? Can we tie him to the top of the car?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No. Just stick him next to Trilby, the boot's big enough."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fine." I tie up Salt's limp body, and plop him in the boot. I then get back in the drivers seat.
"Where shall we go?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well. We can go to the underground boxing ring, as in criminal not geographical. Or we could go to an illegal landfill. Or a power station. Or one of the other fifty power stations. Or we could go to the park."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So the options are, training, looting, more looting, or relaxing. Let's go in that order then!" I drive off, in search of a secret boxing ring.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"There's nothing worth looting. And why do you think I left the park until last?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up in the car, and glance around. I open my mouth to ask where we are going, but all that comes out is
A massive laser

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fine. Lets just go and join the fight club or something." I notice Sigma is now wide awake.
"Hey Sig. Have a good sleep?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeah.."
I yawn.
I notice the massive sizzling hole in the floor of the car.
"Crap"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"God damn it Sigma..." I sigh and press a button near the radio. A metal panel covers up the whole.
"Oh. That's convenient. Now, how do I actually turn the radio on?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"That's quite impressive if I'm honest."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I say we buy slaves"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Nah dude. Wouldn't be right. Maybe. We can't be promoting that shit."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Slaves are pretty much the only thing you can't buy here anyway. Why don't we go back to the mall?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Eh...I guess we could...What are we doing with Salt?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"YOU are going to make up and be friends, and we'll put this whole incident behind us."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...Meh. We'll see." I remain silent for the rest of the drive around the city.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"We could drive tanks through buildings."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Actually let's go get drunk on mezcal and start a fight."