Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Well I've had enough of you guys fucking fighting, the homoerotic tension between you two is insane"

X is barely holding back a grin

 

[MinimanZombie]

I release my two wrist swords and turn to X.
"That's it ************, time to die."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Zombie listen to me, we're inside the text, so we obey it's rules. We have to, and one of this particular texts rules is that if a black car pulls up you enter it and your body is found in the desert. Comprende?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"No, I fucking don't. Look, I love reading, and books, but this is bullshit. If I can fight FLUTHLU and come away relatively unscathed, then I can fucking handle this. I'm still sick of your bullshit. Now." I turn back to X. "You."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X starts to giggle "Really, my time to die? I thought it was paddy's"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I will, Fucking, murder all of you." I leap at X, swords poised for her throat.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm not trying to be all high and mighty I'm just trying to prevent this universe collapsing with us inside it, especially because there's no control room this time."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X begins to laugh uncontrollably as her tommy gun goes off hitting zombies brains

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Blah blah blah- YES YOU FUCKING ARE! I swear, I am still going to remove your face from your corpse." I then realize I'm being shot at. I duck behind a wall.
"Cheating! Fuck you!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"And killing a woman is unhonourable"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well. Fuck you." I pick up the book and walk over to the bar, where I drink several litres of mezcal and beat the shit out of some Mexicans.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"HOW! Once again, most of the women I've met, are total bitches! Except Sis. Sis is cool." I grab a dagger and chuck it at X's leg.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X dodges it (as it was rather sloppily thrown) and opens fire on zombie again

 

[RaNDM G]

Sis: "Ah... That's so sweet."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"by cool he means rapeable"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Wait, it was sweet? Anyway, This is a rather stable wall. Now, are you almost out of bullets? Also how does cool=rape?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I watch zombie and X fight.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"No" she stops firing

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Wasn't asking you!" I spin out the wall incredibly fast, and slash at X.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I fall asleep in the car. ((Goodnight.))