Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Dammit, this mall is always is changing. I thought the Janitor was the one repairing the damage, but now I'm not so sure." I recall all the explosions I caused when I was starting. "If this mall is alive. I might've just pissed it off. Tremendously."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Couldn't of been him. I'm pretty sure we're the only ones who have been down here. For a long time." I sigh. "Guess there's nothing else to do." I cautiously walk down the dark hallway, flashlight in hand.

 

[Saltarius]

I follow closely behind and start blasting Iron Maiden's Fear of the Dark. Gotta send the message I'm not fucking around. Little can be seen in the inky blackness, even though all our collective flashlights train on it. Then the darkness shifted, and seemed to look at us.

"Not like the mall can get any weirder."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I pull out my poisoned machete and slash at the tentacle. Before my blade connects, the tentacle sends of a pulse of sorts and I'm sent backwards into a wall. I look up, but my vision is hazy.

 

[Saltarius]

I reach and grab the tentacle and try to pull whatever the hell it's attached to out of the dark. I'm met with the tentacle being ripped off and a purplish substance I presume is blood dripping from it. The tentacle is apparently still working as it attempts to wrap itself around my neck, failing due to the protective suit. I grab it and pull it off, slicing it into as many cubes of blood and quivering flesh as possible.

"Shogggoths, shoggoths everywhere."

 

[MinimanZombie]

My vision clears as I see the tentacle reforming. "Guys? I suggest we move."

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh wonderful, there's different species of these G-Women eating bastards." The expanse past where the creature was seems to be a crumpling set of stairs that I know couldn't support my weight. Good thing I had those boosters. I begin to float down as I beckon Tox and Zombie down.

 

[MinimanZombie]

As we walk down the stairs, I ask "Did no one else notice the pulse?"

 

[Saltarius]

Snarling sounds are heard from above as I assume the creature regenerate, starfish-style. "I sliced that thing up as much as I could. I doubt conventional weaponry stops them." Reaching the bottom, we find another sub-basement, yet this one appears to be a literally upside-down version of our Mall. I float up to see the shops, the products all neatly stack on the ceiling.

Then I see whatever the hell is hanging like a goddamn bat from the ceiling.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hold on." I say. "This isn't the monster that stole Sam. This is...different. Lets kill it anyway." I grab an arrow out my quiver and aim at the beast. "On 3?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"For one, it doesn't have any tentacles. Or at least, none are connected to it."

 

[Saltarius]

"This shit looks like something out of Doctor Who." I aim my flashlight at it as it turns and hisses at me and stands up, yet on the ceiling. It reverses it's polarity, I presume, and gets to our side of the mall. Then I see it's a dead ringer for Eric with purplish blood pouring out it's eyes. And then a giant fucking robot, blood out it's optical sensors pouring out.

"I call the bot'."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fine. We get the squidgy bat thing." I fire the arrow, which promptly hits the monstrosity in the eye. I then start to climb it, using my tomahawks.

 

[Saltarius]

The robot and I start to grapple each other as I try to land blows to it's face. It crumples slowly as the blows pile on, yet it continues as I remember Eric's retarded robot fantasy's Robot was powered on nuclear power.

"Guys, we need to get hell away, I think it's reactor is melting down."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I notice Tox using the hooks and I get an idea. I grab the hooks and bring them with me. "Lets give it a reason for its eyes to bleed then!" I say as I plunge the hooks in.
"Leave? I'm just getting started!" I start slashing the beast on the top of its head, before it throws me off. I then realize what Salt realized. "Oh, right!" I start backing away, but continue to fire arrows at the beasts face.

 

[Saltarius]

I struggle to lift the robot as it continues to pummel me, making significant dents in the armor. Greenish light is pouring out of the cracks in the armor, and it's only getting brighter by the second. Firmly in my grip, I fly into the and pile drive the robot into the ground. And proceed to do it again. And again. The robot, now noticeably flatter, spazzes out and flies into the celing and crashes into it, shattering it and presumably escaping into the first sub-basement.

A loud explosion is heard as it presumably is destroyed by the destabilizing reactor.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Looks like their both sorted out now. Lets continue." We start walking down the corridor.

 

[Saltarius]

We rush towards the end of the strip of the mall, surprised that there is another set of stairs. Heading down, we're met with another bizarro-flipped mall, this time being in the food court, a crude representation of myself behind a monstrous G-Van's wheel and Zomb taking the minigun on top.

"Don't tell me there's one for each of us."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I'm gonna have some fun. I've never tried self harming before." I grab onto the back of the van, and start climbing up. "You take yourself Salt! I've got me!"

 

[Saltarius]

I use the boosters and attempt to catch up to the also-rocket boosted G-Van, Zombie clinging for dear life on the back. As I catch up with it, I switch my hand to the Blade and begin to slash the sides of the vehicle, as well as one of the rear tires, slowing it significantly. I make it to the driver's seat and pull my doppelganger out and start pummeling him, making a significant hole in the ground.

I turn my attention for a moment, when a resounding electric shock hits me as I turn to see my copy with a bizarro version of my gauntlets, purplish lightning surrounding his body.

I spark my own suit in retaliation.

"Let's tango you copycat sunuva *****."