Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk in on the insanity with a load of hákarl and surströmming.
"Hey guys. Didn't miss the wedding, did I?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Yes. You're just in time to see Alcor destroy the universe however."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I grab the club before it hits me.
"DAMN IT GAMZEE!"
Gamzee lays unconscious on the floor.
"Uh...Gamzee? Oh fuck. What the fuck just attacked me?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The command centre plugs into a radio system the original ryan left behind and begins to broadcast coordinates

The horde begins to converge on Alcor, including the squad who was just talking to the group

 

[Saltarius]

"Xot, it's cute you think we can defeat a God Tier Prince of Space like we are now, but really, we need to ascend to beat this asshole."

The hordes all vanish from the known universe with a wave of Alcor's hand.

"Please, try harder."

 

[RaNDM G]

Xot: Salt. I know what I'm doing.

Gamzee punches Zombie in the gut.

this would be easier for you if you only KNEELED

He cracks another pin across his face.

 

[MinimanZombie]

[Gamzee lies on the floor unconscious. How the fuck does that work Xot?]
I look at Gamzee, sleeping on the floor.
"So...Did anyone see anything? No?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

My dreamself enters the mall and touches down next to me. "Well shit." We both say at once. "This was unexpected." "Didn't you see me coming in? We're the same mind after all." "Good point. I was a little distracted by a small matter here though." "I saw." "So uh, what do you wanna do?" "Is there food here? Of course there's food here." Me and my dreamself walk to the food court arm in arm.

 

[Saltarius]

"Judging from recent events, I have little trust in you."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The horde walks out of the shops again.
They simultaneously say "We are Legion... we are immune to Erasal... Surrender"
The command squad orders another assault... the horde begins to patrol the mall again.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh look, I miss my chance to ruin a wedding AND Gamzee's being a dickhead."
I start throwing SORDS at Gamzee.

 

[Saltarius]

"Wait. No, this is good. Paddy, we need to find your Quest Bed. If you're really a Hero of Space, you can hold Alcor off while we try and go God Tier too. Screw what Xot says."

Alcor is currently in deep space, destroying the universe. The hordes can't do shit.

 

[Paddy the Second]

We cannot hear Salt because we have mocked up a miniature Iron Chef and are screaming at each other in horrifyingly offensive accents.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I deflect the SORDS with my two wrist blades.
"Dude, he's sleeping! Leave him be!"

 

[RaNDM G]

Trilby's SORDS bounce off Gamzee's head.

heh

He throws a pin at Trilby's face, smashing in his nose.

 

[Saltarius]

"DUDE. PADDY. WE NEED TO FIND YOUR QUEST BED SO YOU CAN ASCEND AND FIGHT ALCOR."

"Xot, what is your problem with us ascending? Isn't it better for us guardians if we get stronger? Imagine I really am Heir of Doom. Can you really say it won't help stop Alcor?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: ok then...

The horde merely patrols the mall then

Goa'uld pyramid ships begin to open fire on Alcor

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look at both Paddys. "Uh, Salt... I don't think Padster is Space. That's a Heart power."
I indicate their consciousness.
"Also I'm calling you Padster now."
I rub my nose.

 

[MinimanZombie]

[How the fuck is this happening, if he's unconscious?!]
I sit by Gamzees sleeping body. I decide to drag him into a mattress store and lay him on a bed.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Chill man" Two voices say at once. "Hey dream me." "Yes Mall me?" "Find our quest bed." "Well where is it?" "I don't fucking know, that's why I'm telling you to do it." "But I don't wanna die." "You look stupidest." "Point." My dreamself floats off to find my quest bed.