Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

Mall: "That wasn't a rule, I just wanted to watch you get drunk on Mezcal because I thought it would be hilarious, and you spoiled my fun!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You said I needed Mezcal to fight, as it was a rule. I fought. Everything was fine."

 

[Paddy the Second]

Mall: "Watching you fight while drunk on Mezcal would have been even more hilarious!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So you lied to me. Now not only are you trying to pretend that you know everything, you're pretending that you can fuck up your own rules and get away with it. Well done dipshit."

 

[Paddy the Second]

Mall: "I never said not drinking Mezcal would break the universe, but fighting there without being drunk on Mezcal is like watching Plan 9 From Outer Space for the acting."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

A squad of Ryans in imperial guardsmen armour holding lasrifles walk up to Paddy and Zombie,
the lead one says "What the hell are you two fighting about this time?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Xot: Goddammit, you're acting like a bunch of CLOWNS!

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[color=indigo]heh heh[/color]

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You know what? Fuck you. I'm sick of this shit. What is your fucking obsession with drugs! I don't care if you eat some pills in your own time, I couldn't care less in fact. But you think they give you the knowledge of everything! You think they make you great. Well fuck that shit!" I grab Paddy's bag, and burn it.

 

[Paddy the Second]

Mall: "We're in the mall, that's as effective as blowing on a wasp to stop a hive attacking you. And I haven't downed any pills for ages."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The Lead aims his rifle at zombie "Chill guys..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Guys. Guys, there's a pretty big problem. The space cops don't exist anymore. Alcor probably got to them."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yo Tox, can you control what we can find in the mall? Like drugs? Plus, why would drugs be in a mall!?" I see the rifle.
"Piece of shit isn't it?" I grab the fake gun and smash it against a wall.

 

[RaNDM G]

oh shit

heh heh heh

sis we have a problem

heh heh heh heh heh

Sis: "Oh shit!"

heh heh heh heh heh heh heh a ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The gun goes off as it hits the wall... the shot blows up a fine china store

The lead backs away as he pulls out a chainsword and laspistol "Chill man... just chill"

 

[Saltarius]

"GUYS. GAMZEE'S SOBERING UP. FUCKING HIDE."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Wait, I got this. Gamzee, get the FUCK out here!"
"wHaT's Up ************?"
"Wait...you're not laughing?"
"nOpE. wHaT iS tHe MoThErFuCkInG pRoBlEm?"
"Er...nothing."

 

[Saltarius]

"Tell me Xot, what would happen if that precious little star powering your mall was to...disappear?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Lead: "Whats wrong with... it?"

Several of the squads begin to converge on Alcor

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Can you make this stupid Ryan Army disappear to? And Paddys infinite amount of drugs?"

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=indigo]SUCKER[/color]

Gamzee cracks a club over Zombie's skull.

Xot: It's self-generating. Odds are if you took it, we'd have a smaller star to fall back on.