Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

I cut out Polaris' teeth.

 

[Saltarius]

"Nice doggy. Good doggy! Who's a good dog? You are! You are! Where's the ball? Fetch!" I throw a slightly larger than normal tennis ball away from us.

Polaris ignores the ball and proceeds to chomp Zombie's err...balls.

DUMBASS +413

I cut out Polaris' teeth.

Paddy is electrocuted by the time he gets close enough to even swipe.

DUMBASS +6
-5

Xot pistol whips Polaris.

Polaris jerks from the force of the hit.

-2

I stab Polaris in the face.

Polaris is stabbed in the face.

-4

Polaris pounces on Xot and eats the Python from his belt. It then proceeds to chomp at his jugular. All the while the crackling electricity has gone rogue and is indiscriminately shocking Fighters.

-6

Out of the blue, a purplish man arrives and begins to swing clubs furiously at Polaris. They seem to be having moderate effects. He leaps back before he can be attacked.

SuP mOtHeRfUcKeRs

FIGHTERS(AND XOT):IIIIIIIIIIIII
GOD TIER GAMZEE:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
POLARIS:IIIIIIIIIIII

 

[MinimanZombie]

I push him away using Raven.
"Sup Gamzee. Have fun." I leap onto a balcony above, and grab some knifes. I throw them at Polaris periodically.

 

[RaNDM G]

Gamzee turns around and stares at himself.

wOaH

[color=indigo]who the FUCK let this poser in[/color]

nAh bRo cHiLl fOr a sEc

GT Gamzee holds his fist out. The other Gamzee, a bit uncertain, responds with a shaky fistbump.

One Gamzee phases into the other.

now this shit is motherfucking weird

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"GAMZEE! WONDERFUL! Use your Got Tier powers to mellow the doggy out!"
I look at New Gamzee.
"NEW GAMZEE! Mellow everyone out!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I set Pimpbastard to full power and throw it down Polaris' throat.

 

[Saltarius]

GOD TIER GAMZEE has melded. Or something.

THE GT REAL GAMZEE has taken his place.

HeLl YeAh

 

[MinimanZombie]

[Sage/Xot/Ran said he'll be back. He said he has got to go.]
I continue throwing knifes at Bad Dog.

 

[Saltarius]

I set Pimpbastard to full power and throw it down Polaris' throat.

The fire burns Polaris's throat as it attempts and fails to howl in pain.

-7

THE REAL GT GAMZEE proceeds to shove a sopor slime pie down Polaris's throat.

HIGH+7

Polaris is officialy stoned off his furry ass.

BrO nEeDs To CaLm ThE fUcK dOwN

I push him away using Raven.
"Sup Gamzee. Have fun." I leap onto a balcony above, and grab some knifes. I throw them at Polaris periodically.

The high Polaris is pelted with knives. It doesn't seem to notice.

-5

Do We ReAlLy NeEd To KiLl It? He'D mAkE a BiTcHiN' pEt

THE REAL GT GAMZEE proceeds to pet Polaris.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"God damn it Gamzee, that's what I tried! But no, it didn't like me."
"aW dUdE, dOn'T bE sAd ************. It WaS jUsT a BiT aGiTaTeD."
"......Sweet."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So we're not killing it?"

 

[Saltarius]

FuCk No! ThIs ShIt Is HiLaRiOuS!

 

[MinimanZombie]

nAh BrO, iT's PrEtTy MoThErFuCkInG cOoL. pLuS, lIfE iS a MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLe."
"Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with Gamzee. Now, what happened to Sigma?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Can you at least get it to cough up my sword?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Holy shit, I almost forgot about him. He like...totally disappeared."

LiKe A mIrAcLe BrO

"Sure Gamz. Sure."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"..Where are we going?"
[color="{003366}"]"Gamescon, spaztard. I bought us tickets, remember? Or were you still high as a fucking kite with Paddy?"[/color]
"Uh, no, I just..I'm really tired."
[color="{003366}"]"Yeah, I gathered that from the way you were drooling all over my shoulder until eleven AM. Just because I let you sleep at my place doesn't mean you can ruin my pyjamas."[/color]
"Since when have you bothered wearing pyjamas?"
[color="{003366}"]"Since your prick of a brother walked in on me naked."[/color]
"..I have a brother?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, we're kinda stuck in this parallel pocket dimension. We need to devise a plan to get out."

My BrO hErE sAyS hE cAn GeT uS oUt

"Seems legit."

And with that, the fighters and Xot, along with a very high interdimensional demonic dog and his newfound master returned to the mall.

"Now then, where the hell is Sig?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X reappears "So... what now?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I turn on my radio/transmitter thing.
"Hey Sigma? Can you hear me? Answer us if you can hear us! We are currently in the mall. Where are you?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We need to rescue Sig. I'm sure I have an extension of myself in whatever reality he's in."