Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Saltarius

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"Wait. That stupid pebble he keeps in his pocket is here. And that damn blender he uses. Gamz, you mind using Polaris to travel to wherever the hell Sig is?"

AiGhT'

Then we're wherever the hell Sig is.
 

MinimanZombie

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We find a rotting skeleton.
"The...fuck?" I notice millions of other skeletons, a few rotting corpses and such.
"Oh not this place again. Fuck."
 

MinimanZombie

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"G-Van got blown up, G-Dog never existed, and all the other iterations were destroyed or didn't exist. We're shit with vehicles." I find one of my old bodies. Damn I look good.
 

Saltarius

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"Dammit Gamzee, I said where Sig is, not the boneyard."

HoNeSt MiStAkE

Now we are wherever the hell Sig is.
 

MinimanZombie

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We find a more recent corpse. One that hasn't been picked up yet.
"This is the most recent one. I think he's somewhere we can neither comprehend nor enter. So fuck. Oh and X? Don't bother. Our gear is stripped clean and fed into the star core. Not sure why."
 

MinimanZombie

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"Yeah Probably." I walk off into a coffee shop, and notice a blender. A very familiar blender. I drop a coffee mug in, and shred it. Yes, it is Sigmas weapon.
"GAIS! I FOUND A CLUE!"
 

Sigma Castell

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Gamescon is packed. People crowd in on us from all around. Scrubs keeps an iron grip on my wrist, dragging me through the crowd.
The PA system crackles overhead.
"kssschchhs..y Sigma? Can you hear me? Answer us if you can hear us! We are currently in the mall. Where are you?"

I turn. and catch a glimpse of some guy with a strangly familair face. A cigarrete is hanging out of his mouth. I'm pretty sure it's not tobacco. I try and shout, but he's swallowed by the crowd.
Eventually, we reach the place where all the indie developers have their stands. Scrubs drags me too a random stand, and pushes me against the nearest wall.
[color="{003366"}]"Stay here. I'll go get us some food."[/color]
Then she's gone.
I turn to the stand I'm leaning against. It's small, with only one computer. A banner fixed to the front proclaims, in bright, red letters,
[color="{FF0000}"]""MALL FIGHT"
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MinimanZombie

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I turn the blender around in my hands. It even has his name inscribed. The fuck happened to him? Inside I find a pebble. A very pretty pebble...
Sup *****.
"OH GOD WHAT."
Yeah, I'm you in a rock. Well done ************. Always picking up pretty rocks.
"I don't even what."
Look, I'll explain. I'm your new guide.
"FUCK YOU MIND! I HATE THESE GAMES!"
Shut up! Fuck your annoying me. Damn it, Just SHUT UP!
"Okay. Fine. Fuck you then."
Glad we're settled now.
 

Saltarius

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"Christ. He's probably in some high ass fantasy where Scrubs is his girlfriend or something. What this does mean however, is Polaris can bring us wherever the hell we want. Bad news is when he and Gamz sober up."

WhAt ThE hElL iS a SoBeR
 

Paddy the Second

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"I'm going to smoke enough DMT to send my consciousness to the same level as Sig's. This is gonna be fucking intense." I smoke hella DMT. It's fucking intense.