Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

[color="{003366"}]"Fucking inception..."[/color]

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Bullshit." I grab a nozzle leading to a container of sleeping gas and stuff it into Paddys mouth. He falls asleep instantly.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't like where this is going." ((Goodnight everybody.))

 

[Saltarius]

"Making an impression. Sooo you're Scrubs I presume. Pleasure to meet you. Saltarius Crane, of the Mall Fighters. Sigma? Not supposed to be here. He's should be with us."

Mall me just takes it like a man.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I watch the blood ooze out of Salts body. Paddy is totally next. I lop off his head too, and move onto Trilbys.

 

[Sigma Castell]

Scrubs checks the time on her watch, and pulls out a SMG.
[color="{003366"}]"Go to sleep, idiot"[/color]
She shoots me in the neck.

{Its midnight where I am, so night guys. back tommorrow, but wont be able to post from 2.30 till 7.00. hope i dont miss too much}

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"EPISODE 3!!!"

X shoots a portal onto Salt and another one below him

"You die now..."

Salt is sucked into himself and through the floor simultaneously

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw a load of money at Zombie.
The crowd swarms him.
I run like fuck.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I release my two wrist swords and chop Trilby into pieces. I move back to Salt, who's still breathing. Lets fix that. Using my wrist swords, I cut open his chest, and remove his lungs.

 

[Saltarius]

I finally wake from my drug induced trip back to the Mall. There's a very suspicous cut along my neck, and Zomb standing with a bloodstained katana doesn't help.

"Right. So...we probably ought to check on Vriska and Aradia."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn in a cupboard.
I pretend to be a plate.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, don't breathe. Wait, you can't. HAHAHA!"
HAHAHA
"HAHAHAHA"
HAHAHA
"HAHAHAHA"
HAHAHA
"HAHAHAHA"
Okay stop.

 

[Saltarius]

I breathe.

I respawn next to Vriska, watching Con Air.

I slowly back away.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X realizes shes the only one left at the convention and begins to steal copies of episode 3 that valve was hiding in nearby boxes.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I climb out of the cupboard and look around.
"Hey Salt. Backing away are you? Fair enough."
I jump the sofa and sit next to Vriska.
[color=2a52be]"Who the fuck are you?"[/color]
"A fan of your work."

 

[Saltarius]

Christopher Walken appears on the sofa next to Trilby.

"Greetings...my friend."

"I'm backing away given that's my friend's wife. And she scares me."

"It's part of my charm.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X puts all of the copies in a bag and walks back to the mall dimension

Back at the mall "Hey guys"

"I have... EPISODE 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

She runs off and begins to put together a PC fit for such a resource consuming masterpiece

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey there... Mr Walken... How are you?" I ask nervously, shuffling away from him. "Vriska, could you... get rid of him... please..."
Vriska uses her troll mind powers to make Christopher Walken sit in the corner and bang his head off the wall.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X plays episode 3 in some secluded fort in the middle of nowhere at the mall

 

[Saltarius]

Christopher Walken cannot be manipulated with such parlor tricks.

With a wave of his mighty hand, Vriska is made to slap herself across the face.

"You can't stop the Walken guys."

"Listen to your...friend. He knows of my...powers."