Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

X walks back to the group after finishing episode 3

She walks right up to salt, puts a copy in his hands, and says "Fucking Newall," before sitting in the corner of the room sobbing

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fine then. If we can't make you go away..."
I leave the room with Vriska. And the TV. And the sofa.
[color=2a52be]"Who was that guy?"[/color]
"I do not know."

 

[Saltarius]

Curious, I put the disc into a nearby computer.


"What a perfect way to end the series."

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby. That's Zombie's wife you've got there. I advise against th- whatever. Your funerals."

H0w many times will he kill him bef0re he st0ps

"Hell if I know. He's been off the deep end since Gashog."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"My copy was just porn about an obese asian gordon and a hispanic Alyx"
"You got a better version"

she continues to sob

 

[Saltarius]

"...Isn't Alyx Hispanic anyways? I never finished Half Life 2 anyways."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Trolls don't have marriage and I don't care about what married people do unless I'm the other married person."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"No shes halfrican..."
"OH GOD THE MEMORIES THEY BURN!"
"It was worse than halo 4's ending when he and cortana fuck"
"Why was master chief Black!?!"

she just crys there for a couple minutes

 

[Saltarius]

You knoww, wwe could alwways...hook up if you catch my drift.

"Eridan? Where the fuck did you come from?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

in between sobs she gets out "Who's Eridan?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Think Adolf Hitler if he was a merman hipster."

I take offense to that. I'm nowwhere near that successful."

"You see?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Screw this, I'm gonna go save my femshep from the spacekid"

She walks into a broom closet and closes the door behind her

 

[Saltarius]

Is she...avvaible?

"Sure Eridan. Sure she is. Go get her."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

She walks out of the closet "apparently the broom closet doesn't work"
She walks out of the room and begins looking for a bar

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So Vriska... any tips on reaching God Tier?"
[color=2a52be]"Just get all the levels."[/color]
"..."
[color=2a52be]"All of them."[/color]
"How?"
[color=2a52be]"I'd suggest killing all your friends. And explor8tion. But mostly the killing. It's more fun that way."[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

I bet y0u fifty b00nbucks he d0esn't make ten sec0nds with her

"Why do you always make the easy bets?"

Hey there. Just wwanted to know if you...y'knoww, wwanted to hang out sometime and-PLEASE BE MY MATESPRIT I'M FUCKIN DESPERATE!"


"Tril. You do know your dream self has to die on your quest bed, right? And besides, I hate level grinding. All I do is fight high-xp monsters with one hand jamming the attack button, the other eating a sandwich."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Huh..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey. X. I think he's talking to you. Let him down easy, won't you?"

I wink when I say 'easy'.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"ok... one second" she makes a come hither motion and walks into a bar

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"As I said before, either self is fine. Jade's was dead and prototyped, but she still reached God Tier. Also, the Dave Dave considers killing isn't Dream Dave."
Vriska just nods.