Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

wrong dave

 

[Saltarius]

"Shit. So what's it like being a Knight?"

"Oh. Hey Zomb. At least you two reconciled. She's not gonna even talk to me."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I walk over to Salt and Zombie.
"You've both been assholes. Forget about it."
I give Salt and Zombie party hats and drop a Rave Grenade.

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey, I have been nothing but content since I snapped out of my Spades Slick power trip."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, to balance it out, she's holding a weird grudge against me. I guess you understand it? It has to do with hot beverages. Can you just tell me Salt?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeah. I said you've both [b/]been[/b] Assholes. Seriously. I'm the only one that hasn't gone on a power trip yet."

 

[Saltarius]

"There was...another mall. I was the master and was voted out after a uh...a...I'll come out with it. I had sex with Paddy and got thrown out of office. You were elected and you were kind of a dick to Sister."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"You were still in full-on asshole mode."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Huh. Sounds like I got into power, I didn't know what to do, so I probably forgot a bunch of shit, leading to a misunderstanding between me and her. And you had sex with Paddy?! That's just odd. Aside from that, it actually makes sense." I go and drink a hot chocolate.

 

[RaNDM G]

its boring as fuck but whatever

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Nothing makes sense here, Zombie."
I fall asleep.

 

[Saltarius]

"It was a heat of the moment thing, alright? He's a blabbermouth asshole anyways."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Right. Dude, I ain't one to judge. I'm gonna go watch videos on Youtube or something." I walk off, to an internet cafe.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh god..."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"What? What is it?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I fucked up, alright! Now Sister hates me and just...fuck."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"She's just in a bit of a mood. Let her calm down, and she'll be fine when she comes back. Everything will be fine."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Yeah. There are just things you wish you could say to people, y'know?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah..." I doze off at the computer, and awake on Prospit.
"HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME!" I start flying around and crap.

 

[Saltarius]

So are you ever going to say it?

When the fuck did you get back?

I'm your conscience, dumbass. I'm always here.

Of course I can't say it. No one will take me seriously.

Indeed. Indeed. Lao Tzu said something about th-

Shut up.