Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

Eventually, I'm done, and flush the toilet. I look in the mirror. My face slowly melts.
"Oh my god!" I jump back, into a wall. I fall straight through, and find myself floating into darkness. I stop, and a giant eye opens in front of me. I scream in terror.
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I blink, and see myself in the mirror, normally. What the fuck happened there?! I walk out.
"I'm gonna go lie down...My head hurts a bit." I go and lie in a bed somewhere.

 

[Saltarius]

"Huh. Better keep a close eye on him."

 

[Knife-28]

"So your telling me that we've just had all memory of the last several days erased and then we've been sent back in time to for what reason exatlly?"
"Because Xot didn't like Salt marrying Aradia."
"She was the alien-ghost-robot chick you mentioned, yea?"
"Yea."
"Ok...." I mull on these ideas for a moment, "Are all my counterparts batshit insane, or just you?"
Knife throws his arms up in defeat, and walks out, leaving me to work out this Alchemizer machine he's left me with.

"So, what are you two up to then?" Knfe asks, walking over to Salt and Zombie.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I dunno...sleeping..." I fall asleep in a bed.
[Night Guys.]

 

[Saltarius]

"Nothing. Zombie's sick as hell because he drank a shitton of vodka."

 

[Knife-28]

"Hah, lightweight." Knife says, looking at Zombie's sleeping form. "So how are you holding up after...everything Salt?" He asks sincerely.

 

[Saltarius]

"To be honest Knife it's...easier than I thought. It sounds so cold but...I can live without her. Course, now there's new problems for me but, I've said too much."

 

[Knife-28]

""Hey, I'm here if you wanna talk about it."

 

[Saltarius]

"I uh...it's....you see..."

I drone on about nothing.

"It's...about Sister."

 

[Knife-28]

"Oh lawdy, what's she done now?"

 

[Saltarius]

"It's not what she's done. It's what I've done and...[small]how I feel.[/small] We were sparring and...I fucked up and killed her. She respawned but she got pissed. And...just Christ man. It's like I've got the death version of the Midas Touch. Or that show Pushing Up Daisies."

 

[Knife-28]

"Eh, I stopped trying to understand Sister about the time she possesed me and took my body for a joyride/killing spree around The Mall."
"And as for you having a death tou-" Knife puts a hand on Salt's shoulder and he gives a choked cry, his hand shooting back to is chest as he falls backwards.

 

[Saltarius]

"Ha fucking ha Knife. Guys, this isn't just me fucking up it's...it's something more."

 

[Knife-28]

Knife jumps back up. "Something more? Like what?"

 

[Saltarius]

"You aren't gonna take this seriously and I'm probably am never going to stop getting shit for it but...I think I...*cough* I think...[small]I l-like her.[/small]"

 

[Knife-28]

Knife's draw opens a crack, a mask of shock painted on this features.
"You what?"

Spoiler: Capatcha

Be mine
What?

 

[Saltarius]

"You heard me. Oh god this was so stupid."

 

[Knife-28]

"Salt, in an ideal world Sister woild be locked up in a prison ship and left to float in the void for eternity." Knife pauses and runs a hand oer his head. "But if you like her then...fuck it I'm not going to stop you."

 

[Saltarius]

"I know. It's just I...fuck I dunno. It just is. Talk about fatal attractions. Seriously the only other person who knows is Zombie. Don't talk about it with anyone but me or him."

 

[Knife-28]

"Don't worry man, I'm not gonna pull a Paddy on you."