Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

The technicoloured balls form a massive ballspider which eats Knife and David.

 

[Captain Anon]

david charges at him and grabs him round his waste and......

and they fall to the ground and david stands up "i agree i'm only fighting you because you're fighting me"

OOC:from 0:01 to 0:05 that's what i just did to knife.

 

[Spoon498]

Wow this mall is Huuuge! I'm not sure How I even got here, Last I recall I was trying to buy a tickle me Elmo for my niece when I heard a rumbling behind me and got stampeded by a bunch of crazy psychopathic parents! I must be in mall heaven! -walks and looks around watching all the various fights- Mall heaven sure is a violent place...

 

[Sigma Castell]

I shove my blender down davids throat and liquify his trachea.
"Guys, can we all just get along?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"New people!"
I hug-tackle spoon and accidently remove his head.
"Oopps. Uh, sorry."

 

[Knife-28]

"Indeed, how about this?" Knife says, standing and pulling a bottle and two pint glasses from his jacket. "Here, 's my shout." He says, poaring David a glass and handing it to him.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Another New Guy! Old New Guy, your new name is..." I consult my Big Book of Generic Names.
"Dave."

 

[Captain Anon]

"david actually thanks knife" he said taking a swig

 

[Sigma Castell]

I snap my fingers.
"Dave until we say otherwise."

 

[Captain Anon]

I snap my fingers.
"Dave until we say otherwise."

putting pint down gets right up in his face "no david and that's final" a short pause i tilt my head to the left "problem?"

 

[Saltarius]

"But we've already got a Dave. I can't handle two incredibly annoying Dave's."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, problem. We already have a David."
I point at a poster of David Schwimmer.
"You have to wait until he's gone before you can be David."
I look at Salt.
"Oh yeah, we have a Dave too. Dave, you're now... Eric."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Schwimmer beats NG hands down, I'm afraid."
A facehugger appears on Davids face and facerapes him.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Great, now we're going to have two Xenomorphs running around!"

 

[Captain Anon]

*click* the facehugger sets on fire and david doesn't look happy about the facehugger jumping on him "the name is shadow"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I surruptisciously hide my Bag o' Facehuggers.

"Yeah. Sucks that."

 

[Sigma Castell]

The egg the facehugger layed inside david grows extremely fast, then explodes out of his chest.

 

[Captain Anon]

"set anymore of these things on me again and you'll be the next one on fire

 

[Captain Anon]

sets egg on fire then sigma

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The two Xenomorphs run around doing Xenomorphy things.