Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

another portal opens up and all the C4 comes out and an arm comes out and gives them the middle finger then disappears and both portals then close

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No shit Salt."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Uh..."
I eat a bagel.

 

[Saltarius]

"Don't we have like a shock collar for those people?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Where the hell is Sis when you need her..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Nope. All we have is... wait a second, this is the Mall!"
I take out a sword.
"Salt, you're a Knight. You should be doing Knighty things!"

 

[Captain Anon]

comes back, picks up his pint and starts drinking

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, a Knight needs a Knightly weapon, doesn't he?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I toss Salt the sword.
"There you go."
I pull out another sword.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Send word to the elves! We must re-forge the sword of my fathers!"
I run to the beacon and chuck a petrol bomb at it.

 

[Saltarius]

"So, by Knightly things, do you mean bringing the pain when this guy gets out of hand?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

Suddenly, all the lights go out.
It's dark, and silent.
...
And then...

 

[Sigma Castell]

Slender kicks down a door and dances his way out of the shop.
[color={FF0000}]Wassup MotherFuckers[/color]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"The fuck do you think Knights are meant to do?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Right."

I whap Slenderman's head with the side of the sword.

 

[Captain Anon]

drops pint "holy fuck!!! run for your fucking lives!!!!" runs and hides sees salt hit slenderman with sword "that won't do jackshit" he shouts from his hiding place "god i hate it when that song plays".

 

[Sigma Castell]

Slender continues to dance.
[color={FF0000}]Hey Man, What The Fuck[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

"DOING KNIGHTLY THINGS! FOR THE CHILDREN!"

I stab Slenderman in the chest.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I blink.
"Okay."

 

[Sigma Castell]

Slender wraps a tentacle around Salts throat and throws him against a wall.

[color={FF0000}]Hey Man, Just Gimme 20 Dollars And I'll Go[/color]