Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

I cup Salt's crotch. "Aw yeah."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Alright, this is fucking stupid." I grab the newbies and lead them towards the food court.
"We're getting KFC."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm getting the feeling pursuing this relationship is a bad idea."

"[small]But it feels so right.[/small]"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Let's go watch cartoons and make out in my truck."

 

[Saltarius]

"You better tell me what happens in them."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh I will."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well then, let's go."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!" We do so.

 

[Saltarius]

"Those fucking Wolfbats. How do they get away with this shit?"

 

[Spoon498]

Back to the Secret hide out AWAAAAAAY -zooms off pretending to fly-

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Who knows Salt, who knows?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"oi i was have a pint" puts it down then walks with the psycho to KFC

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay wait, what the fuck is happening? Why is everyone screaming? Why are there taser noises?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"David interrupted Zomb's KFC."

 

[Saltarius]

"I was talking about the episode."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I eat some popcorn chicken.
"Yo Spoon, you gonna eat that chicken?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh it's just the opening credits."

 

[Saltarius]

"Huh. Dude, is that Steven Blum?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"he wouldn't let go of me" he shouted from the KFC place

 

[Paddy the Second]

"OHMYGOD it totally is!" I swoon a little.