Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"He's like one of the only men I'd bang, aside from Morgan Freeman, Gary Oldman, and Chris Evans. And...you know."

 

[Captain Anon]

"aah french fries lovely" starts digging into the french fries

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Aw yiss."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You know, the best way to find out about someone...is to duel them. Spoon, David. Which one of you wants to try and fight me first?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, the pacing in this show is shit."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Lemma play it at twice speed."

 

[Captain Anon]

stops eating then looks at spoon then Zomb "1, 2, 3 NOT IT!!!!"

 

[Saltarius]

"No I mean, they're like, Oh yeah my dad might have a secret factory! Here is the secret factory! Oh no my dad! Yes Asami, I hate benders and Amon is totally my mancrush! Incredbly short fight sequence!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"But the animation's nice at least. And the first episode reminds me of Baccano!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I can't see the animation."

I put my face in my hands and weep.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Aw no babby dun crey." I kiss Salt on the forehead.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Spoon, what's your weapon of choice?"

 

[Saltarius]

I non-platonically hug Paddy.

"Thanks man."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'll look after you now."

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh, you can do more than that."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"HEHEHEHEHEH" *Cut to black.*

 

[Saltarius]

I light a cigarette and put my free hand behind my head.

"Holy shit dude."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Uh huh."

 

[Saltarius]

"Who the fuck was I pining over before?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I drink some whisky and picture Paddy and Salt.
And then I kick the wall down and take pictures of them.