Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I pull out Ravens Razor.
"Okay Spoon, you get to experience the respawn. Now, it's a bit funny the first time it happens, but you get used to it." I leap at Spoon, my blade poised for his throat.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"How about the Knight brings Doom to the Maid's special Space..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Dear god, we're so dirty."

[small]"And I love it."[/small]

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Good thing there's no obscenity laws here."

 

[Saltarius]

"Only censorship for the sex scenes. Now seriously, I can't even remember the *****'s name..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Who cares."

 

[Saltarius]

"I know, right?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Anyway, what's the next quest?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Probably you or Zomb's."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Maybe Tril. Or maybe Sig? I dunno."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"GAH! Zombie, we're kind of busy here!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Care to...join us?"

 

[Spoon498]

HA shows you! I've already done that. And made a witty pun off it to boot. -brings down the foamy stinging justice that is the orange pool noodle upon your exposed forehead accepting whatever may happen, content to know my advasary will most likely be wallowing in shame at such mocking blow afters- Hahahaha!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Ooh, a foursome! Spoon, Zombie, clothes off." I snap my fingers and put in a new memory card.
I blink a few times.
"Salt, what the fuck are we doing?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"right well i'm going to my french fries at the KFC place seeing as spoon is write complete nonsense" stands up and walks back to the KFC place

 

[Saltarius]

"I dunno..."

I bat my blind as fuck eyes at Trilby.

"What do you want to do?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I walk off, bored that the duel never seemed to bloody happen. I spot David.
"Alright, fuck this." I sneak up behind him, and try to drive Ravens Razor into his back.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sodomy, mostly."

 

[Captain Anon]

doesn't move but then picks him up and squashes him against a wall repeatedly

 

[Sigma Castell]

Then, a Skyscraper chrashes through the ceiling of Paddys truck, completly ruining the Moresome.
I stagger out, slightly singed, moments before it explodes.
"Well sup gu..."
I take in Salt and Paddy's current lack of clothing.
"Well shit. Looks like I missed one hell of a party."