Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Saltarius

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"God damn these online courses on the human psyche and how to manipulate it to your will. Say, any magic you know that alters the mind? Or anyone know something that alters brain chemistry? Totally not going to mass produce this and use it to take over the world."
 

Paddy the Second

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"OK, we need to lay down some magic ground rules. For now, no one but me is using magic, no one. I will decide whether a situation is worth the damage to my health before using magic. Does everyone understand?"
 

Saltarius

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"Fine, Dr. Strange. And since no one wants to help a bro with his mind control plans, I've got to go make myself a new suit."

I begin to compile a new suit from parts around the mall, reconstructing a suit resembling my last one, the revolver-scope combo and all. I then finally attach a much smaller rail gun to it's shoulder, made possible by my reverse-engineering.

I then make my more, casual suit, though not in the strictest sense. This one is lighter and allows for more hand-to-hand combat, resembling the Cyborg Ninja from MGS1. (Casually-er steals from MGS.)
 

Paddy the Second

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"Why is everything like Metal Gear in this mall? Was it built by Hideo Kojima? Also every time you call me Dr. Strange I get tingles."
 

Saltarius

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"It's between Harry Potter and Dr, Strange. take your pick. As for Kojima...I get the strange feeling an older Asian man is suddenly watching me. Xot, you don't happen to work for Kojima and our whole lives have just been one big MGS cutscene?"
 

Saltarius

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"It's simple. We kill the Batman. Nah seriously, we're supposed to wait for Tox and Waffles. Or I could build some robots that uncannily resemble them to fool Xot."

OOC: Going to be gone till' Sunday
 

Knife-28

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I meanwhile, am thinking of ways to 'accidentally' smash Lil, Cal into a thousand tiny little bits.
 

Paddy the Second

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"Holy fucking Satan get this thing off me!" I flail needlessly for a few minutes before knocking myself out with the surprisingly solid head. ((See you in the morning.))
 

Saltarius

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"Christ, Cal! I'm coming for you!" I leap into my hand-to-hand suit and grab the Blade of Saltarius and run after Zombie.
 

MinimanZombie

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"We don't even know what he can do, and you guys want to destroy him?" I set the robot down and greet Salt. "I mean, you're Cal's creator! Unless you don't want to destroy him, in which case, you'll help me defend the puppet until it's needed."
 

Saltarius

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I stand to Zombie's back, back-to-back badasses style.

"They don't understand. Some rule through kindness. Some rule through power. I rule with fear. And if Cal is driving them to this, then it's working. Now then, if you'll be kind enough to be helping an innocent scientist with his experiments."

Maybe I should have mentioned my last name is Crane.

OOC: Goddamn Batman references ya'll
 

MinimanZombie

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"Okay then. Well, when you're done with the quotations, I think you'll notice how Paddy is still unconscious. We should probably go and help him."