Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Now guys. Have we really been reduced to this? This petty squabbling is symptomatic of mere mortals. But we are so much more than that. We are... Mall Fighters! Assemble!"
I leap down, landing with absolute silence. Honestly, this suit is awesome. I walk up and mention something to Salt. "You know the poison my blades use, is fatal in high doses. However, the tiniest drop of it, could wake Knife and that up. I mean, the side effects could be *Cough*[sub] Diarrhea, hallucinations, extreme sneezing and coughing, plus headaches, and potentially a fever.[/sub] *Cough*. But you know, apart from that, he'll be fine."
"So it's smoking is it? I'm toting more drugs than you could possibly imagine." I light a crack pipe.
I walk over to the sleeping Grim and Knife, and make the tiniest cut with my blade and make the smallest drop go into the wounds.
"Now the fun begins."
I sit down next to Cal and Paddy and continue to smoke, while tinkering with my old fear gas formula.
"Now the fun begins."
I sit down next to Cal and Paddy and continue to smoke, while tinkering with my old fear gas formula.
"I was going to reprimand you for that before remembering the situation we're in. What's even the big deal about crack pipes?" I pull out a book.
I grab Paddy's crack pipe and scrounge what I can from it (the cocaine that is) and pour it into the beaker I'm working with. I return it to paddy and begin to further mix and match chemicals.
"If Xot wants to keep any secrets, when we finally meet face to face, he's fucked."
"If Xot wants to keep any secrets, when we finally meet face to face, he's fucked."
Fortulently, the person Salt thought was me was actually my body double, who was taking my place while I took a coffee break. Seeing what Salt has planned for me though, I abscond to the hunting goods store and grab a bow and a quiver full of arrows. Returning to the second floor balcony overlooking the group, I draw an arrow, and fire it straight towards Lil Cals creepy-ass face.
Capatcha: Motley crew, an apt description, yes?
Capatcha: Motley crew, an apt description, yes?
I see the arrow pierce Cal's skull. "Stealing my style are you? I'm up for a fight anyway." I pull out my own bow and grab one of my arrows. I ready myself for a duel.
"Stealing my chance of a battle? I haven't had a good fight in a while. Let me take this one. Why don't you repair Cal?"
"Fine. I shall heal Cal the best I can. You deal with this ruffian."
I once more leap down to the ground level and begin to repair Cal from the bolt in his face, reading Animal Man while I do so.
"Hey, Zomb? Press the button on your suit's chest, you'll love it."
I once more leap down to the ground level and begin to repair Cal from the bolt in his face, reading Animal Man while I do so.
"Hey, Zomb? Press the button on your suit's chest, you'll love it."
"Why not?" I press the button, and two rectangles move out slightly from the back of my suit. Flames come out of them, and I realize that I'm in the air. I notice myself in a reflection. My visor is now glowing slightly. I look at Knife, and the built in computer seems to analyze his movements. "This is fucking ace." I pull out my katanas which slot into my wrists. This allows me to hold my gun in one hand as well. "This is the greatest suit. Ever. Of all time."
"Dammit Salt, I would have given you some, look." I pull out some plastic bags of cocaine. "Well I guess you're fighting now. The avengers didn't do this. Or did they? I haven't actually seen it. And we're not really comparable to the Avengers." I look at the sleeping Tox, fighting Zombie and Knife, and Salt working on Lil' Cal. I then look down at the heroin needle in my hands. "Well, there'll be no consequences. Ow my eye."
"Me and Tony Stark are cousins twice removed. Or ex-roommates. I can never remember."
I finally repair Cal and set up two chairs for the two of us to watch Knife and Zombie's clash. I turn to Paddy.
"So, if Xot is Tox's twin, think there's a Tlas? Or a Yddap? Or like, a Eibmoz?"
I finally repair Cal and set up two chairs for the two of us to watch Knife and Zombie's clash. I turn to Paddy.
"So, if Xot is Tox's twin, think there's a Tlas? Or a Yddap? Or like, a Eibmoz?"
"I don't know, some of us don't have a history with the mall. I know for sure there's Yddap though. A right bastard he is too."
"YES!" I yell down, as me and Knife fight "I decided to clone myself. In truth, the bizzaro me? That was my clone. Didn't seem right to bring it up. He was in every way like me, except he wasn't much for speaking. And the asshole part. Not important. More of a bad history."
"Why would you need to clone yourself? At least I didn't want Yddap to exist, he is my self loathing, which means he mostly hides in dark corners and sends me anon abuse."