Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"And yet you always played dirty underhanded tricks to do it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Name one time!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Name one time you faced someone honorably."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No one ever tries to! I never have any fun around here!"

 

[Saltarius]

"So that's it? All you want is 'fun'? News flash, life isn't always fun. And using people to enjoy your life more is terrible."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Salt, we're in the mall. There are no consequences. What is there to do but have fun?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Correction. We're on Invictus, in a place that because of fucking Woon, wants our head."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So. We give them Woon. We kick a few asses for good measure. We do whatever we were put here to do. Then we leave."

 

[Saltarius]

GODAMMIT WHY WON'T YOU GET ANGRY

"GODDAMIT WHY WON'T YOU GET ANGR-...Did I just say that out loud?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"HEY WOON YOU DIPSHIT! GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!"

 

[Captain Anon]

"what is it?" looks salt and then paddy who are both giving him evil looks "whatever it is i don't do it i swear"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh my lord."

 

[Saltarius]

"Paddy, why won't you hate me?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Because I don't have a reason to."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wait, Salt, are you complaining that Paddy won't hate you? The fuck is wrong with you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"But...But I called you a manwhore! And I said you're dishonorable!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I sit, bored. I notice something rustling in the bushes.
"Guys?"
A giant armored rhino charges out. I sigh.
"Son of a *****."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"And I reprimanded you for your slut shaming. Besides, what is honour to a man who has the whole universe within his grasp?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You also called me an asshole, but you don't see me firing my flare gun up your arse to see if you fly around like a rocket."
I look at the flare gun.
"Actually, that sounds fun. Bend over..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby. I am currently failing this romance and I have better things to do than get flares up the arse."