Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

"oh goody a charging rhino" charges at the charging rhino and and when they hit each other they start wrestling and pushing each other back and fourth.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What better things?"

 

[Captain Anon]

throws the rhino to the ground tears it's helmet off and starts punching it

 

[Saltarius]

"I dunno. Sacrificing Woon to the locals he slaughtered so we may appease them."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Good idea." I fire a crossbow bolt into Woon's heart.

 

[Saltarius]

"Dammit, you fool!"

I push David away and sit next to the rhino, shoosh papping it.

"It's gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I throw Woon off.
"How...HOW COULD YOU!" I start sobbing uncontrollably.
"HE ONLY WANTED TO BE LOVED! YOU...YOU MONSTER! FUCK YOU WOON! HAVE FUN IN HELL!...[sub]Rhino...can you hear me Rhino? Oh god...[/sub]"

 

[Saltarius]

"Is he...?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

[small]"...Yes."[/small]

 

[Saltarius]

I slam my fist against the ground.

"Dammit, I should've been the one to save him."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I flatten Woon's head and use him as a spade to dig the rhino's grave.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt...It wasn't your fault. Wasn't anyones fault. Except..." I look at David.
"I HOPE YOU'RE FUCKING HAPPY!"

 

[Saltarius]

"No, it was. I'm a Knight of Doom dammit. I'm supposed to protect. If only I was stronger..."

 

[Captain Anon]

looks down at the crossbow bolt in his heart "what...the...FUC-" falls over from the bolt stuck in his heart then looks up and sees paddy holding a crossbow David points at him and says "hey paddy" clears his throat "heh payback will be a *****" then dies

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Salt! You're turning into a JRPG protagonist!" Salt's hair has become insane, his sword has quadrupled in size.

 

[Saltarius]

"I MEANT THAT AS IN I SHOULD TRAIN TO BECOME STRONGER RATHER THAN BROODING!"

I revert to my normal self.

"That was a close call."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Train yourself through GRINDING!" Salt is now Cloud What'shisface. We enter a random encounter with Woon.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Snoozeey....Snoooozeeeyyyyy...."
I walk over to the others.
"Hey have you guys seen my Giant Armoured Rihn-HOLY FUCK SNOOZEY"
I fall to my knees beside the Rhino.
"What did you do to him!"

 

[Saltarius]

I let my hair down and walk away, finding two young rhinos doing whatever the hell rhinos do to cry.

"Oh. My. God."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I drop to my knees and scream at the sky "WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"