Dear God, it's worse than you can imagine.
Scene kids.
Teenage boys and girls with ripped shirts and designer jeans. Spiky anime hair jutting out in impossible angles. Dubstep, J-Pop, nu metal, and club mixes of "Lovesong" and "Pictures of You" can be heard from miles away. Environmentally conscious bonfires mark their positions on the horizon.
It's like Burning Man for losers.