Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"...Thanks?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"That's a good thing you ass!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I just didn't expect it, alright?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"What, you think just because I don't want to bang you (again) I don't like you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"No, I just...I'm not good at reading people, alright?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I should really have guessed by now."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yes, it's evident I'm bad with people, alright?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ok. But seriously what is up with these assholes?"

 

[Saltarius]

"How should I know? I can barely understand you guys, let alone a movement I only now know exist!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You didn't know about scene before?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start playing chess against myself.

 

[Saltarius]

"No, I didn't, and I'm glad I didn't."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Man you missed out."

 

[Saltarius]

"They don't appear to be...doing anything."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"They're standing around looking stupid. They won't attack for a while. I know their patterns."

 

[Saltarius]

"So what do we do until then? Write erotic Mall Fight fanfiction?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I hope not."

 

[Saltarius]

"You know you want to."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No."

 

[Saltarius]

"Can you at least help write it?"