Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Saltarius

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"Xot, you don't understand. I have been waiting on Snyder's strip tease of who the master of the Court is since issue #2. All I have is Animal Man and Swamp Thing."

I decide to work on my most unpredictable weapon yet. This shit is going to run on a tight battery and might end up draining it in one go. The blast itself my knock me back a few feet. But hopefully it'll be worth it.

The Optic Blast, ladies and gentlemen.
 

RaNDM G

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Xot is knocked back by the blast. He crashes into a wall and gives a shaky thumbs up.

"Sweet."
 

MinimanZombie

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"Eh... I've seen better. Seems like your trying to be Cyclopes and Iron mans baby right now. Plus, doesn't seem that useful. I mean, it blows you away. Doesn't seem useful at all."
 

Saltarius

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"I get the feeling some days that I was a rejected Marvel villain idea that somehow escaped the 2-D plane and became a ordinary person. And that this mall is my origin story. That's ridiculous tho-"

I spy in the comic shop "MALL FIGHT ISSUE #3- ERIC WRECKS SHIT."

I promptly throw a desk through the door and grab that shit up.
 

Saltarius

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"The fuck man, why am I the one who does all the evil shit? Eric was clearly trying to destroy our nice times. We having ice cream or some shit when he came after us. We cut him up in self-defense, G-Team's Honor.
 

MinimanZombie

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I look at the comic. "Oh look, here's me beating the shit out of Trilby, by ramming his head through a TV. Good times... Plus, we both beat the shit out of Eric. I feel I'm not getting much credit for stuff we both did..."
 

Paddy the Second

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"It does clearly state on the cover Eric fucks shit up. We were hanging out, being bros and shit and he tried to kill us. And whatever happened to Trilby anyway?"
 

MinimanZombie

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"Well, I think the last time I saw him, he threw a stale loaf of bread at me. Can't remember seeing him from then."
 

Saltarius

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"Oh sorry, forgot about this."

I hop onto REX, say wassup to Knife and grab Eric's corpse and present it to the Fighters.

"Let's do this slowly. Or we test out how good the Optic Blast is against flesh."
 

Paddy the Second

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"Strange. I think I heard about him leaving the mall and getting involved in some senseless clusterfuck event with more people than the mall's ever seen."
 

MinimanZombie

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"Dude, didn't that get obliterated? It happened after I grabbed the sword right? Or did the timeline fuck things up again?"
 

Saltarius

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"Screw this complication shit."

I huck Eric's body into the air in front of me and activate the Optic Blast, blowing the corpse away and disintegrating it. I mean like, there's not even ashes.

Course I'm blown back roughly twenty feet into the entrance to the bridge.

"Mind if I poke around here?"
 

Saltarius

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"Probably going to need an industrial battery or something so that the ol OB can be practical. Oh, and Xot? Your little trapdoors?"

I activate the rocket boosters in my suit's feet, grabbing Zombie just in case.

"If you don't mind, we're taking a peek in the bridge."
 

MinimanZombie

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"Don't worry, you installed boosters into my suit too." I activate the suit, and try to get the hang of the boosters. After a few failed attempts, A.K.A, flying head on into pillars, I finally get the hang of it. "Alright, lets go." I say, as I slowly fly inside.