Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"It's nice that you kept in touch with your friends from college. Mine are all dead, insane, or too deep in the circle to appear in public. Only one of those had something to do with me. He was the guy I set on fire. The circle's conditioning kinda made me forget my life before the training. Of course, my past self being even more me than I am he was prepared. Of course the circle didn't take kindly to someone burning their way out of the compound half way through training. Did I say I got kicked out? I meant I went V for Vendetta on their asses and mustard gassed the fuckers while torching their buildings. Turns out the circle a lot more powerful than we give them credit for. The mall was the last place on earth I could hide from them."

 

[Saltarius]

"I doubt we're on earth anymore. I honestly doubt those high-level pointy hatted fuckers could get to this mall. Even magic has limits. Heard some shit about aliens attacking NY from Tony, him and some others guys took care of it. Nice to get updates from time to time."

I take a small break from my search to bust into a general store and get some coffee, which I proceed to brew. I bust out a few chairs and invite Paddy to sit in the other one.

"So...anything to look forward to when...or if we get back?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Got some people I'd like to see again. Some works of art I wanna experience. Nothing extraordinary. How about you?" I light a joint and sit back. "I'm really gonna miss this stuff."

 

[Saltarius]

"Me and the Order has a falling out after 03'. Some shit about me not upkeeping offerings to Great Cthulhu which would wake him before his time, on the eve of my final death. Considering what's happened to me in the mall, the 'final' part makes sense. The mall, as much as I knock it, is pretty fuckin' sweet. Wouldn't mind spending my golden years here."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh, I should probably tell you. The circle made up Cthulu to explain some of their experiments. Got a little out of hand but it meant they could control the cults. I hijacked their files, makes for interesting reading."

 

[Saltarius]

"That would be funny, unless me and the cult went on a church-wide field trip to R'lyeh. Freaky shit. We saw the big green catching some Z's at the sea floor. Your circle might be fucking with the wrong powers. Yog-Sothoth don't 'preciate dudes fucking with his High Priest."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You realise that generating that kind of shit is child's play for the higher ups? How would it look if we spread all this Cthonic madness through history and din't back it up somehow?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not sure why they'd want to generate a wild mofo like Azathoth or a crazy jackoff like Nyarlathotep but whatever. I'm eager for the day when it all backfires against them."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"They don't actually create the things, it's just illusions, y'know, the things they do every day? And it evidently worked to control the cults. They could have mobilised them and taken over the world easily. It wouldn't even have been traceable to the circle."

 

[Saltarius]

"Those fuckers. Please, save a piece of their asses for me to kick."

I proceed to bust into the car dealership which apparently respawns cars, and take it's only motorcycle, then attach chainsaws to the sides, ala the Slice-cycle from Dead Rising 2.

"It's not even like anyone in this mall fights each other anymore."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"When we get back we can take them down. We've saved the mall, it's time for some petty revenge."

 

[Saltarius]

"YEAH, PETTY REVENGE!" I ride off, to try and find things to petty revenge on.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hmm. The net stretches into the future here." I open my laptop and look up the magic circle. "Um Salt." I speak into the walkie talkie. "It's gonna take a little more than petty revenge. The circle pinned every major act of terrorism in the years surrounding my escape on me. Then they mobilised the cults and took over the world." I lean back and exhale a cloud of smoke. "Yeah. You may wanna upgrade your robotics before we get back."

 

[Saltarius]

"Like...make a megazord that doesn't fucking collapse when we get in it big, or Optic Blast the size of FLUTHLU big, or nuke the fuckers big, or find some way to destroy magic in it's entirety sacrificing it's wonders for the greater good and giving way to cold ahrd machines big?

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I was thinking more along the lines of, can withstand magical blasts and aid me in ridding the world of the circle, allowing to rebuild it and use it for the good of mankind. Or we could travel back to before that clusterfuck and hit them before they're at full power."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So let me get this straight. There is an evil magician circle, that are full of seclusive dicks. And Salt was room mates with Tony Stark. This is usually the part where I call bullshit- Why is there a hole going out to space?" I'm nearly sucked out, but I manage to grab onto the edge of the hole. "WHY HAS NO ONE FIXED THIS YET!" I start my boosters, and fly deeper into the mall, hoping to get away from the exit into deep and infinite space.

 

[RaNDM G]

@Zombie: It's okay. Player characters shouldn't even have back stories at all, so it's not like any of this matters.

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Ah well. I might just delete it in that case.]

 

[RaNDM G]

@Zombie: You don't have to. I think I just didn't make myself clear in the beginning.

@Everyone: You're just playing normal, everyday people trapped in a Mall. No elaborate backstories. No hidden godlike powers. No access to anything that would make you overpowered.

The main reason I kicked Eric out was because he brought in an elaborate backstory and demonic powers that I simply did not have the patience for. He did not understand the concept that you can only use what you can find in your average Mall. I gave him a few warnings, he took offense and left. Don't let the same thing happen to you.

Remember, we're supposed to be having fun. When you turn yourself into a Sue, there's no point in me continuing the game.

Now fight already!

 

[Saltarius]

"I FEEL STRANGELY COMPELLED TO KILL."

I raise one of my arms with a crossbow attached at Zombie and make a shot.

"Forgive me bro."

I then fly after the bolt and reattach it to my crossbow. "Psyche."

I head abck to the bridge and face Xot, and raise one of my crossbows to him, and activate the boosters against those motherfuckin' trapdoors.

"Now for real."

He didn't say who we had to fight.