Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Insert a stereotypical line about being a knight in shining armor despite evidence otherwise here."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Insert single expletive."

 

[Saltarius]

"God doesn't believe in second second chances."

I lean in close to Paddy.

[small]"But I do."[/small]

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't believe in God." I draw my revolver and point it at Salt. "So where does that leave you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Where do you want me to be?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Somewhere else."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Could've let me off easier."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"All in jest Salt, all in jest." I holster the gun.

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah...[small]All fun and games...[/small]"

I walk off into the tavern.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You take things too seriously Salt. Everyone does." I enter the tavern and throw a knife at the dartboard.

 

[Saltarius]

"Is there something inherently wrong with being serious sometimes?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I've been criticised for never being serious. I'd rather enjoy myself."

 

[Saltarius]

"Maybe when your quest rolls around, you'll understand."

 

[Captain Anon]

"well i'm going to try this *attack their feelings* thing"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I've got time 'til then."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You know Salt, I don't remember anything resembling your quest happening."

 

[Saltarius]

"Neither do I. All I remember is loss."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't think we've even done your quest yet."

 

[Saltarius]

"Trust me, we have. Otherwise I wouldn't have my title."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well I was dead for a bit."