Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"The question is, should I give a shit?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well I had a lot of fun."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm sure you did."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah, picked up a third eye." I tap the extra lens on my gasmask.

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm sure that was a blast."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Huge."

 

[Saltarius]

"Things weren't as fun on my end. Glad to hear you were having some though."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh yeah, wild times every night on Arcturus."

 

[Saltarius]

"I thought it was Tormance."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Tormance is the planet that circles the star Arcturus."

 

[Saltarius]

"Do I look like I give a shit? Do you know what I was dealing with-what we were dealing with while you were dicking around?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh yes, I kept myself up to date. The dreams you know?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Then you know."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I do."

 

[Saltarius]

"So then you know."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Indeed. But these things are past Salt. And it wasn't my fault. Tonight's drinks are on me."

 

[Saltarius]

"Funny thing about the past. It always comes back up at the worst time possible."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"But are we not equipped to handle it?"

 

[Saltarius]

"That is the question that haunts all men, Paddy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well. We're the men to answer it!"