Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"LOVE ME DAMN YOU!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"KEEP IT DOWN YOU FUCK."

 

[Saltarius]

"NO! YOU!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I WAS TALKING TO PADDY YOU COCKING MORON!"

 

[Saltarius]

"AND I'M TALKING TO YOU!"

 

[DotSlash]

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP."
I slap on a set of thick headphones.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"GOD DAMMIT SLASHY, I WILL TURN YOU INTO A TRAP NEXT TIME YOU GO TO SLEEP!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"TOO FUCKING LATE"
I turn Slash into a Trap.

 

[Knife-28]

"..." I facepalm.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I put on an audiobook collection of VrisKan slashfic.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I read some Davezi porn,involving some weird alien bilogy.
"Hehehehehehehehehe"

 

[DotSlash]

"DEAR GOD SIGMA. WHY THE HELL?"
I shoot myself and respawn with normal genitalia.

 

[Saltarius]

My nose begins to drip.

"GUYS MAKE IT STOP QUICK!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Slash u so silly, Traps have same genitalia but look like teh girlz"

 

[Saltarius]

"No, Slash has...issues with those kinds of people."

 

[DotSlash]

"FFFFFF-"
I shoot myself again, respawning with a normal male body.
"dammit sig."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"What"

 

[Saltarius]

"Just...stop triggering people Sig."

The bloodflow quickens.

"DAMMIT TURN THAT VRISKAN OFF!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No shut up this is life for us now."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Vriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiskkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
I wave the porn in Salts face.