Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I lay catatonic on the floor.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I send Sister 52,000 tons of origami in the shape of HUGE *****.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I sit Salt up.
"It's going to be okay, Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

I continue to be catatonic, not responding at all.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Come on Salt." I embrace him. "It'll be ok."

 

[Saltarius]

No response.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ok. Come on big boy." I lift Salt into the mallmobile and set him in a seat. I set the laptop to play whale music. "Trilby I think we can go now."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sure."
I climb back into the driver's seat and continue driving to the spaceport.

 

[Captain Anon]

"hi so has any new guys/girls expect for me and dot stay on for more 5 pages?" i say as i enter the bus after waking up

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Woon feels very silly. The bus is a smoldering wreck and we're miles away.

 

[Saltarius]

I continue to be unresponsive, yet my eye twitches upon hearing Woon's idiocy.

 

[Captain Anon]

oh shut up i'm not reading all these pages i click my fingers and i disappear in a blink and appear next to the others

 

[MinimanZombie]

Meanwhile, I happen to be swinging my blade. It cuts Woons throat as he appears.
"Whoops."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Zombie, stop it. You could put someone's eye out."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Or slit someones throat."

 

[Paddy the Second]

Woon does not do that because magic is still locked.

 

[DotSlash]

I wake up and see Woon's throat spray blood everywhere.
"Hey guys. Biz as usual right? We moving at all?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I pull myself out of the ground next to the others, shaking off bits of grape jelly.
"I dunno. Where are we even meant to be going?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I shrug and fall asleep all over the dashboard.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"A spaceport."