Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"She was with us for some time Salt, she knows what we're like in person."

 

[Saltarius]

"But not what we're like when she's not around and SOME ASSHOLES are trying to push my sexual buttons."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well y'know, it's healthy to get it out there rather than keep it repressed."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Dude, I don't know about you, but I wouldn't like the girl I'm crushing on knowing my fetishes."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Salt. You would not believe the kind of shit that happened to me."

 

[Saltarius]

"OKAY WELL NOW THAT SHE KNOWS I'M A FUCKING CHUBBY CHASER WE'RE EVEN MORE FUCKED."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You've clearly never sent someone some tentacle porn over skype by accident."

 

[Saltarius]

"You know what I mean."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitchhhhh"
I look up when Salt mentions my name.
"??"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look at Paddy.
"Uh... what? You did what?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I was dating that someone Salt."

((captcha: can I love? This is just getting scary.))

 

[Saltarius]

"Yes, well...you know. Just...things are getting more and more fucked and I don't know how to unfuck them."

 

[DotSlash]

"TMI, Paddy."
I return to my laptop.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Time Travel man. Or a vaccum."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I snap my fingers, scattering floating neuron shaped lights that pirouette and sink through the air. "Things have a way of unfucking themselves if the universe needs them that way."

 

[Saltarius]

"The universe does not need me and Sister to be friends."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well no, but the universe doesn't need anything."

 

[Saltarius]

"Exactly."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Maybe the Universe needs you to get over her?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well. Certain events, paths, things like that, are pre-ordained, if something necessary for them changes the universe will alter reality to ensure it does. Some of these things may seem unimportant. Some of them are unimportant. It doesn't matter."