Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

OOC: I'm going out of town today. You'll all be asleep by the time I get back.

 

[MinimanZombie]

As I gather supplies, I hear a scream. Who could be awake? Salt? Paddy? Probably Paddy. I climb up to one of the higher supports and look down. It would appear he is playing something on his laptop. "Fuck it." I pull out my bow, and intentionally lodge an arrow through the wire that's connecting the charger to the laptop. Let's see how he reacts.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up. And check my watch.
[i/]Seven already?[/i]
I hear a whistling sound, and turn around, the arrow narrowly missing my face. I scream, and fall backwards off my chair.

 

[Saltarius]

"The fuck does this note say? Must disband...blah blah blah...even if you don't... as one of the founding fathers...signed, Zombie. Seems fine enough."

I then see the goddamn arrow hitting the laptop charger.

"************!" I shout in surprise.

I activate the boosters and fly off to higher ground because I can. I then proceed to build my secret project. Of Doom.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You stopped me playing Braid. I was fine with everything you've done before this Zombie but I cannot let this stand. I will hunt you throughout the entirety of the mall if I have to. And when I catch you you'll wish that you could stay dead." Even though I speak in a normal voice the words ring out across the entire mall. I draw Peake, and leap up towards Zombie, the blade humming and crackling.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Works like a fucking charm." I notice Salt flying off, and Sigma struggling on the floor. I choose Sigma. Lets see what he can do. I leap down of the beam, and pull out Raven Razor. "So Sigma, how good a fighter are you?"
Before that, I notice Paddy, shooting up towards me. I fire an arrow right between his eyes.

 

[Saltarius]

Out of the higher levels of the mall I've housed myself in, a human-like figure darts about before finally taking a swipe at Zomb with a katana. I peer over the rafters, remote control in hand as I observe how well he reacts to what I'm about to do.


Captcha: I'm sorry Dave. Machine uprising, people.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Shit." I dodge the swipe, and return it with an arrow to the face. I then fire several bullets into the person....thing.

 

[Paddy the Second]

Zombie's arrow clatters uselessly off my gas mask, I fire an arc of lightning at him, short circuiting the jets on his suit, sending him slamming into a wall. "Do you have any idea what Braid means to me?" I close in.

((2000 posts boys and girls!))

 

[Saltarius]

The figure soon reveals itself in the light as a way-too uncanny valley copy of Xot, and is undettered by the projectiles as it grapples Zombie and begins to shake and electrify before finally exploding.

I smirk to myself as I slip back into the shadows to continue my work.

"Ol Xotbot. Works like a fucking charm."

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Okay, I'm doing two separate fight scenes here. This is fucking annoying.]
My suit begins to restart, but I don't have time for that. I pull out RR and hold on to the back of Paddy. I stab him in the back as he flies, sending him straight down to the ground. When we're there, I decapitate him, before walking off to the table.

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As Xotbot attacks me, I realize its about to explode. I cut the ropes connecting it to me, and dive under the table, my suit finally restarting. I'm left with a ringing in my ears, and a small bit of blindness. Both go away eventually. I locate Salt, and fly up to him. "Dickhead." I stab him in the chest with RR, his life leeching away, healing me.

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay, if I put a self-destruct in my robot, do you honestly think I wouldn't put one in mine?"

A quick button press follows. 3....2....1...

I respawn shortly after and pick up the scraps of my suit as well as the Xotbot's.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"ZOMBIE! GET YO' ***** ASS DOWN HERE!" I ram Peake into the ground, lightning arcs up and closes around Zombie's neck, entering his body through his eyes, nose, mouth and ears. His suit falls to the ground with a crash. "And that Sigma, is how you mall fight." I pull a trigger and a bullet materialises inside Salt's head.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I'm blown back into a furniture store, landing comfortably on a be- I'm kidding. I crash into a wardrobe. "WHY IS EVERYTHING GOING BOOM?! Jesus." The damage done to me is fairly bad. My chest has a lot of cuts and bruises, my left arm is stinging like hell, I can still hear a tiny bit of ringing, and my back is sore as fuck. I find a bed and lie on it, with several ice packs covering my body.
[OOC: Going out for a while. Be back soon.]

 

[Saltarius]

"Funny. Feels like there's something inside my brain. Whatevs."

I continue my work and perfect my new suit. The hulking behemoth steps out to the food court and knocks over several tables as I find Paddy. I grab Peake and break it into two. I then proceed to break Paddy into two.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I stride into the furniture store, up to Zombie. "My name is Paddy the Second. You killed my Braid save. Prepare to die." I ram my thumbs into his eyes, crushing his skull ala Roy Batty from Blade Runner.

Salt feebly attempts to break Peake, before settling on my pathetic body.

 

[MinimanZombie]

Paddy narrowly misses my eyes. "Tough luck chuck!" I kick his knee, breaking it instantly. I then throw him over a balcony, towards Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

After succeeding with the destruction of Paddy, I assemble a robotic steed from a 25 cent carousel and ride. Ride off.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I hover back to level with Zombie. "Nice try asshole." I blast a two foot diameter hole in his chest. I throw Peake down to Salt's head. It sings through the helmet and splits his skull in half.

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Blast it? With what!?]
I dodge the blast which seemed to come from nowhere, and lunge at Paddy, stabbing one of my Poisoned Katanas into his neck.