Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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((Muthafucking magic.))MinimanZombie said:
Using Grim's knife boots ((Remember these fuckers?!)) I kick Zombie in the balls, headbutting him and biting his nose off before succumbing to poison and blood loss.
The bite leaves some indents in my nose. The pain of the ball kicking kicks in [Heh.] and I double over. Luckily the knifes didn't come out, but still. It hurts. I take a pain killer, and wander out the store. I then go and hide in my old boiler room. "Oh, how I've missed you." I sit on my old cardboard box, and wait for someone.
I head down to the boiler room, the sheer bulk of the suit leaving a significant shape as I go down the stairs.
"Sup man."
I sit down on the box next to Zombie and draw summa dat sweet boiler power. I then turn to him and break his legs. And his right arm just to be a dick.
"Sup man."
I sit down on the box next to Zombie and draw summa dat sweet boiler power. I then turn to him and break his legs. And his right arm just to be a dick.
I burst through the door of the boiler room and cut Zombie into tiny chunks, which I throw into Sigma's blender. I then stomp over to Salt, slap him in the face, and sink into the floor, disappearing into the deep recesses of the mall.
"Dude, you just don't do that."
I proceed to Optic Blast the motherfucking floor, keeping my balance with the help of the boosters. I go down the deep-ass hole in search of Strange. I turn on the motion trakcer just in case, as well as my subterranean light...thingy.
I proceed to Optic Blast the motherfucking floor, keeping my balance with the help of the boosters. I go down the deep-ass hole in search of Strange. I turn on the motion trakcer just in case, as well as my subterranean light...thingy.
After re-spawning, with all my gear as usual, I find Paddy, being his usual self. Infuriated that both he and Salt invaded my boiler room, I grab him, and slice of his arms and legs with a RR. I then, cut out his tongue and leave him dangling from a chain, leaving him a foot from the floor. I command RR to not leech all of his life. Just a bit, to give me some energy. It reluctantly agrees. "You know, with all the magic you've been doing, you're going to experiencing some crystallization soon. Have fun." I walk away, and throw Peake into a boiler, watching it melt.
"Honestly Salt. Do you really think I'd do that while retaining a physical form?" A cloud of black material pulls out of the wall behind Salt and forms into me, I extend my hand into Salt, grabbing his heart. "Oops." Salt drops dead.
"Thith wath a retarded idea guyth." I sputter from the chains Zombie put me in. "Thomebody kill me tho I can fix my thhit."
"Sorry? I can't hear you over the sound of your crystallization. Oh look, it's stopped just below your neck. Your vitals are in order though. This will be fun."
"Athhole." I mutter a few words and explode in a burst of energy, disintegrating Zombie. I step back into the boiler room and retrieve Peake from the boiler, unharmed. "Fools."
I return to the boiler room, still riding the horse. Just gonna call it Elorshrit.
I merely stand there on top of Elorshrit as I gaze at the process taking place. I then produce a brand new copy of Braid and piss on it in front of Paddy. I then activate El's laser eyes and disintegrate Paddy.
I merely stand there on top of Elorshrit as I gaze at the process taking place. I then produce a brand new copy of Braid and piss on it in front of Paddy. I then activate El's laser eyes and disintegrate Paddy.
"FUCKING EXPLOSIONS!" I grab a box of grenades from an unspecified location and chuck them in the boiler. "Here are some explosions, assholes!" The explosion sends me back several hundreds of metres. I land in a liquor store. "Lets go then." I grab every bottle I can find, stick rags in the tops, light them and throw them, in any area not covered in fire.
[OOC: How the fuck does he liquefy?]
[OOC: How the fuck does he liquefy?]
"FUCK ALL Y'ALL WEAK ASS BITCHES!" I douse myself in petrol and leap through some flames at Zombie, wrestling him to the ground and beating his skull to a pulp.
I throw the weakling off me. Jesus. "Stick to magic dumb ass. You're no good in a fight with actual combat." I stomp on his nose, and stab him in the chest with RR.
The resounding heat of the boiler room eventually evaporates the puddle I am as I move in a small cloud over to the fight. I then condense into mist on the wall because fuck it. I then move for the electrical outlets, causing a shock big enough to plunge the mall into darkness.
"Oh that is it!" Using an arcane and unknowable ritual that would send mere mortals insane I summon the most deadly creature of all time. ITALIAN SPIDERMAN!
Italian Spiderman then kills everyone in mall except me and him.
Italian Spiderman then kills everyone in mall except me and him.