Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Ah, you've obviously done your homework. I like your work ethos, I admire your dedication."

 

[Saltarius]

"...We have confirmed Paddy isn't going to fuck us over, right?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Well, I am a The-Glass-Is-Actually-A-Gerbil kind of guy..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Perfect."
I steal all the money, and a whole lot of the booze, jump the bar and throw a stool through the window.
"Let's go, Siggy!"

 

[Knife-28]

"Well, how do we know it's not just a puppet shop." Knife says over the sound of a buzzsaw cutting through the chest plate of the Nazi-bot. "A puppet shop that builds shitty robots anyway."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Dammit Trilby I just got this job."
I grab a table and jump after Trilby.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sigma, your boss is lying in the kitchen with a burn-filled hole in his body and probably a concussion too. Your job probably only still exists because Los Muertos Trío hasn't firebombed Joe's yet."
I look around.
"Put this on before we go find the puppet shop."
I hand Sigma a balaclava, then put one on myself.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...Puppet Shop?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Knife said to investigate it. So, that's what we're doing."

 

[Sigma Castell]

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[ShindoL Shill]

"Just put the bloody balaclava on you silly bastard."
I look around for the puppet shop.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"KKbroLOL"
I put the balaclava on, as well as a pair of ski goggles.
"I look so badass right now."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Good."
I put on welding goggles and raise the lenses.
"Let's go do some detective shit."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"
I smoke a pipe.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Okay."
I continue looking for the puppet shop.

 

[RaNDM G]

Joe wakes up.

"You mean Reich's? It's just'a down that way."

He points down Perking and toward the inner city.

"Thanks. I needed that bullet like I needed a hole in my head."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Woooooooooooo Detectiveness"

(Is mspa down for any of you guys or is it just me?)

 

[Paddy the Second]

((Sig MSPA is down because of the hugeass hurricane.))

 

[Sigma Castell]

I slam my head against a wall.

(OH YEAH DERP DERP SIG YOU'RE A HUGE GENIUS)

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk down Perking, towards the inner city.
Fuck yes, detectiving.