Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

while walking down perking with trilby i radio knife again "ninja two two this is shogun west talk to me what might we be dealing with in the inner city, over"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"My guess is puppets. And shh. I don't want Knife knowing what we're going to do. That guy has a moral compass, or something." I say quietly.

 

[Captain Anon]

i put the radio away "what exactly are we going to do,that so bad knife goes off the flipping deep end?" i reply quietly

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Put it this way; why do you think I have welding goggles on to interview a shopkeeper?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"i don't get it but oh well"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"OH YAY I LOVE TORTURE OH WAIT NO I DON'T"
I sulk.
"I'm kinda with Knife on this. Every time we stop somewhere you guys all end up doing horrible things. Salt and Zombie are probably gonna go on a rampage any secound now."

 

[Captain Anon]

"oh i get it now well i don't like torture either but i can be a pretty good enforcer though"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, but these guys are worse. And it's not 'torture'. It's... compliance encouragement through the liberal application of negative physiological and psychological stimuli used to enhance questioning techniques."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I continue walking in step with the Muertos. I whistle a tune.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, we're not going to act on our threats. I'm the one who's trying to keep his cool around here."

 

[RaNDM G]

"You were sobbing for a day straight."

 

[Saltarius]

"Note the try in there."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Noted."

 

[Saltarius]

"So, what's the best alcohol to take care of your problems?"

 

[RaNDM G]

I hand Salt a flask of Scotch.

I continue walking in step with the Muertos. I whistle a tune.

You head up another manhole, up to a part of the upper city still under construction.

"Home sweet home."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I clench my fists to stop my fingers spamming with a desire to gain altitude. "Nice place you got here."

 

[Saltarius]

I chug the flask.

"Yeah, this is going to be an issue."

 

[Knife-28]

Knife finally cuts open the Nazi-bot's chest and starts poking around its insides.

 

[RaNDM G]

A basic motherboard and some wires leading to appendages. Nothing advanced.

"Actually that's a problem. Most L-1's have a muscle structure with motherboards and cooling systems running up to the head and through the joints. This looks like a grade school project. We can nail this guy for code violations if we wanted to."

I reach my hand inside and down the abdomen.

"That doesn't belong there."

I pull my hand out?

"Can you cut here, here, and here?" I say, pointing to each spot.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I phone Salt.
"Yo asshole, where the hell are you?"