Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

Ignoring Salt's drunken rambling, Knife cuts open the sections of the robot RaN pointed out. "Huh."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Cleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaarly aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh weeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll gooooooooooooo saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiillliiiiiiiiiiiiing..."
"...noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
"...moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I grab Sigma's phone and throw it at space.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Huh."

I pull out phat stacks of cash in bags.

"Someone's getting the payoff. We gotta find out where these are getting shipped to."

 

[Knife-28]

"Wow, this is alot of cash." Knife says, cutting open some of the other Nazi-bots.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I post Knife a small radioactive gerbil.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So." I tap the bottle against my teeth. "What now?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"WE TURN INTO SPIDERS OF COURSE"
I turn into spiders.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sigma, who are you talking to?"
I turn around and see that Sigma is now spiders.
"Magic is locked, Sigma. You can't turn into spiders."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDERSSSSSSSSS"
"BECAUSE SCIENCE"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"You slapped a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Paperclip"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Paperclip"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Paperclip"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"PAAAAAAAAAAAAPERCLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP"

 

[RaNDM G]

The spiders are now paper clips.

"What now?"

"What now?" He says, throwing up his arms in mock surprise.

"If Rojas plays his part, we spread our territory to the upper city. No more stealing from pharmacies and dime bag dealers. We get solid suppliers and solid income."

 

[Saltarius]

"I serioushly gedda felin Paddy *hic* Paddy fucked somthin up."

 

[RaNDM G]

"He's been piss drunk for..."

I look at my watch.

"Two hours. Let's drop Salt off with the evidence and head over to that toy store."

 

[Saltarius]

"They always said I wasa...wassa...the guy who can't...drink booze good."

 

[Sigma Castell]

The paperclip spiders all run off the edge of a skyscraper. I respawn.
"So wait. Are Salt and RaN gangsters or wat."