Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Motherfuck. That shit hurts when you're on the receiving end. Alright, just tell, who the hell are you, and why the fuck are you in my head?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Those two guys you killed? I'm their boss. Now you answer to me."

 

[Knife-28]

I look down at the back in my hands.

I rip into it with the same spirit of a child on christmas day, sending metal chunks flying everywhere, one of them hitting Salt in the back of the head. Removing it's metal enclosure, I gaze upon......

 

[RaNDM G]

Spoiler: Knife opens the case.

CHINA LAKE - GRENADES - INFINITE FLASHBANGS

You acquire a pair of China Lakes. Surely you can find a good use for these.

Only flashbangs may be fired in Intermission. In Acts, you may fire any type.

Spoiler: Wait, there's something else in here...

Now if only you had some rope...

CHINA LAKE - GRAPPLING HOOK - NEEDS ROPE

 

[Paddy the Second]

I skip gleefully past Salt to the other box, brandish it over my head and scream "NSIXTYFOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR!" Before opening it to discover...

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
"Well, what the hell is this?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Spoiler: Good question.

The fuck is this?

You have a feeling this may become important later. Even so, you can't shake the feeling you've just been jipped.

OOC: Again, I will be out of town tomorrow. After that, I will have the rest of the week off and the story will pick up.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"A shiny rock?! My favourite kind!" I put it around my neck and walk over to Ryan. "'Sup, I'm Paddy. I use magic and swear a lot. Welcome to the mall."

 

[Saltarius]

"Guys? I think Xot's boss is in my head. And she isn't happy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm not fucking surprised. Also check my new bling."

 

[Saltarius]

"This is shit. Kill the guy who's been fucking you the past week, and everyone's all like 'Salt, uhmagawd ur a munster' and I'm like suck it."

I just mount Elorshrit and fuck off.

 

[Knife-28]

I look at the weapon in the case.

"Huh."
I pick it up, and decide to test it on the nearby Salt, firing a blast of pure music at him, which blasts him into a wall and ruptures most of his internal organs.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I wake up and see the opened box. "Oh, god damn it!" I inspect the necklace. "Looks pretty.... I like rubies... Can I have it?" I notice the new guy. "Oh hi. I'm Zombie. The ultimate badass. I'm the best in actual fighting. As you can tell, Paddy is the magician, and Salt is the suit building, technology guy. Knife is the one that hardly ever shows up.[sub] PlusIhaveademonswordthatleechesthelifeofthoseitdrawsthebloodof.[/sub]" *Cough*.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You only have that sword because I repeatedly murdered it's previous owner and let you have it because of my far superior sword. And no, this shit's mine. It's probably magic or something."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah right. I earned this sword. I gave it my blood. You tried to change it! Raven does not allow that! Plus, I was part of murdering Eric. Course that made him angry. Anyway, Peake certainly seems weak! Sorry. Had to. I reckon your sword's on par with mine though."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I changed it for the better! Also Pimpbastard is a much better name. And Peake just needs time, maybe some more work." I light another joint. "You want one?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Nah, the hallucination was weird. On top of head aches, horrifying dreams, and the worry of what we'll find when we arrive at our destination, well, I don't want to add drug problems to that."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Marijuana's healthier than regular cigarettes dude. And we should probably try to make sure we don't group hallucinate again. Even if it is fun." A jaguar cry sounds faintly in my ears.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Did uh....you hear that?" I look around. Could I tame a big cat? It'd be cool, that's for sure.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's probably something to do with Italian Spiderman."