Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Not sure. But I'm fairly certain only you, Knife and Paddy are in that building. It would seem they've cleared out completely. But look, there's three guys here. May or may not be Muertos."

 

[Saltarius]

"Don't fuck with me Trilby. Tell me what's gone wrong."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'll be right there."
I hang up on Zombie. "Knife, tell Paddy to go to Reich's."
I run out of the building and look for a car.

"Well, Salt, everything I told you was the exact opposite of the truth. So basically, everything has gone wrong."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I borrow Zombies phone and ring Salt.
"Its all lies man. Your not even a guy."

 

[Saltarius]

"I have a penis, Sigma. I'm a guy."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I aim the staff of Genderswappin down the phone.
"Yeah, lemme fix that."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, Salt, I'm aware you have a penis. I still have the photos. And I'm not Sigma."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"How do you work this thing anyway..."
I flick the dail back and forth.
Nothing happens.
"Huh. Maybe it needs batteries."

 

[Saltarius]

"Your fixation on forcibly changing the genders of others deeply disturbs me."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Don't make it weird Salt. Why do you have to make everything weird?"
The staff explodes, turning everything into rainbows.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"And to think, I was actually surprised everything has gone to shit."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I ride down the street on a wave of rainbows.

 

[Saltarius]

"It's already weird. I'm just pointing out your creepy fixations."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"..."
I shoot my phone in anger.

 

[Saltarius]

I walk out of the police station, hands in my pockets looking idly at the sky.

"Well, fuck."

 

[Knife-28]

Not content to wait arround, I leave Paddy a note explaining the situation then take a taxi to Reich's.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I jack a car and drive it to Reich's.

 

[Saltarius]

I casually walk down the street, wishing something would happen. Also, music.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Where the hell is that music coming from?"
I start pressing buttons on the car radio, then realise the car is moving onto the pavement. Ilook up in time to see Salt's face slam into the windscreen.
"Hey Salt!" I wave at him.

 

[Saltarius]

"GODDAMIT I WAS HEARING BREAKING BAD MUSIC IN MY HEAD AND IT WAS VERY PLEASANT UP UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP!"

I get into the car.

"So, if we were Breaking Bad characters, who'd be who?"