Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Make who stop?"

 

[Knife-28]

I bonk Sigma over the head with my cane. "Dude, stop."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Knife, stop poking Sigma's head goo."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn dressed as a large mackral.
"Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to another round of 'Who wants to Be a Zillionaire! Im Fish McLobsterpants and this is my glamorous assistant Saltarius Crane!"
I gesture at the pile of salt shakers before continueing.
"Today, our special geust is mr Trilby Will!"
Applause come from nowhere.
"Thanks for joining us today, Mr.Trilby. So why do you want to be a Zillionaire?"

 

[Saltarius]

"So...how's your sex life Knife?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shove a pencil into Sigma's ear and start readjusting parts of his brain.

 

[Sigma Castell]

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[Knife-28]

"About the same as yours." I say to Salt, while I absentmindedly hitting Sigma on the head with my cane.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start shoving the pencil deeper into Sigma's brain.

 

[Saltarius]

"So, you and your crush have a falling out too?" I say, chuckling.

 

[Knife-28]

"No, I was going the 'completly non-existant angle."

 

[Saltarius]

"Way to kick a man while he's down." I say, still smiling.

 

[Sigma Castell]

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I blink.

"Critical Hardware Failure. Foreign Object detected in Central Processing Core. Please consult Warranty to claim your free refund."
I shut down.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I run the crap Sigma just said through a translator.
"Who the fuck is Mr Wreath?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Hey, uh..."

I watch Sigma spaz out.

"What's up with him?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I shoved a 2H pencil into his brain."
I squish Sigma's eye.
"He may also be a robot. Wait, who are you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"That's Ran."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Can I kill him?"

 

[Saltarius]

"No."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stab RaN in the arm.