Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Look, don't worry about it. Everyone's under a lot of pressure right now."

 

[Saltarius]

"I just feel like everytime I talk to you I fuck things up a little more."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Relax, this time it's not your fault."

 

[Saltarius]

"Sure it isn't. I feel we'd both been better off if Zombie hadn't made me admit it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Holy shit. Wait. We've got an infinite mall full of supplies! No relief organisation can turn us down!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, let's sort the name out. How about... Artie?" I suggest. "And I think Pietas is our best bet. Probably more stuff in a research facility than a wasteland."

 

[Knife-28]

"Eh, how about we check out Pietas and we work out the name while we're there." I say, "Sound like a plan?"
"If I may have a say in this." Knife cuts in over the intercom, "Then I say build off Trilby's idea and go with Artemis."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I shoot the phone out of Salts hand.

 

[Saltarius]

I pick up the phone and kick Sigma in the crotch.

"Fucking busted. Thanks you ass."

"Artemis or whatever the hell we're going to call you, has this ship got an onboard phone system?"

 

[RaNDM G]

You pick up the pieces of Trilby's phone.

Yeah. He's not gonna be calling anyone any time soon.

[color=violet]If you require, I can reestablish a connection with a seven digit number.[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

"Restablish the connection, if you would."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey computer! Establish communications with an earth relief organisation!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I phone Sis.
"Yo. Salt totally destroyed his phone cause Paddy walked in the room. Everyone is being stupid as always. Except Knife. For some reason."

 

[RaNDM G]

"That's cool."

[color=violet]I have recorded Sister's cell number. You may contact her at anytime.[/color]

 

[Paddy the Second]

"What? Isn't that your job? Where's an earth phone book?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Do you ever get bored of killing? Out of curiosity."

 

[Saltarius]

"It's a lie but okay then. So Zomb if you could just hand me the phone so I may continue the conversation I was having."

 

[RaNDM G]

No one uses phone books anymore. Most media is now digital. Storing personal contact information is not the purpose of my design, though I am happy to be of service all the same.

"Do you ever get bored of killing? Out of curiosity."

"When you do it for years, yeah, it gets pretty dull. But the pay is good."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, I'm waiting for Sister to answer my question. Just wait."
...
"Cool. Damn it, I kind of wish it would go back to when it was all of us, stuck in a mall. None of this convoluted crap we've got now."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"JESUS!" I search for a relief organisation's website. "Greenpeace got big." I transfer the number to the computer. "Get us a vid call please."