Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Fuck no! Not knowing our bullshit. Just take us to earth already!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"I really don't think that's a good idea, Artie. Salt's holding a phone full of explosives up to his head."

Acknowledged. Thank you for clarifying.

"In hindsight, bad decision. But it's the hell I have to pay, I guess. Speaking of which, way back when, why did you think me being a Knight was fitting?"

"Because you're a wuss."

"Fuck no! Not knowing our bullshit. Just take us to earth already!"

I am sorry. I do not have permission to land or maintain orbit over planet Earth. If you desire, you may call the U.N. ambassadors yourself.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Say what now."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"FUCK BUREAUCRACY!" I phone the U.N.

 

[RaNDM G]

"...Say what now."

"Everywhere you go, you always end up shot, stabbed, blinded, burned, drunk, or dropped from orbit. You're like a punching bag."

"FUCK BUREAUCRACY!" I phone the U.N.

 

[Saltarius]

"That makes me a wuss? I seem to recall me beating the shit out of you twice."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, you are the whiniest wuss in existence. Don't deny it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Since when have we needed permission? We're the goddamn mall fighters! Land on earth and to hell with the government says!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That's not something to be proud of, especially when you go on about how much you like Sister."
I look at Paddy.
"You realise that Knife is the guy who actually decides where we go, don't you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Just stating facts, Trilby."

 

[RaNDM G]

"That makes me a wuss? I seem to recall me beating the shit out of you twice."

"One practice round. And you broke the rules by killing me, so that shouldn't even count."

"Since when have we needed permission? We're the goddamn mall fighters! Land on earth and to hell with the government says!"

The Ambassador hangs up.

 

[Saltarius]

"When you first showed up! I landed some damn good hits!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I stamp off to the flight deck/control room/whatever bullshit we have that steers the ship and point at the self destruct button. "Take us to earth or I'll press that."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I hear Salt.
"Pffftthahahahahahaha! That's a lie."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk over to the intercom, which Knife conveniently left broadcasting.
"Don't do it, Knife. He's bluffing. And also, we won't even be allowed to land on Earth. Hell, we don't know if the ship will even make it there."

 

[Saltarius]

"Like you did anything! You sat in a fucking swivel chair the whole time observing it all!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You really think earth will be able to stop us landing?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"They probably still have nuclear missiles, so yes."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well Salt. In case you didn't notice, not only was I trapped in that room, but Sister kicked everyone's ass. And you didn't do too well against her."

 

[Saltarius]

"Still not seeing how being a wuss fits with being a Knight."