"Well, now that everyone's on their periods, how about I go and drown in a vat of sulfuric acid? Because that'd be more pleasurable than listening to you guys whine for ages."
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"I'm sorry I expect to go to sleep and not wake up to find holes burned/exploded in the ship and Woon flying u into an asteroid field.!
I kick Salt in the crotch, before pounding his head against the door of Trilby's workshop.
"♫ Mall Fight, this is mall fight, we're the bitchiest guys in history! From the, planet Earth, we're the shittiest ones alive ♫"
"♫ Mall Fight, this is mall fight, we're the bitchiest guys in history! From the, planet Earth, we're the shittiest ones alive ♫"
I shrug and walk away, back towards the workshop.
"If you can't handle the Swag, Salt, thats not my problem."
"If you can't handle the Swag, Salt, thats not my problem."
"I don't see why you hate the fact that I'm trying to not be grumpy like the rest of you."
I hand Paddy an ice pack.
"Anyway, I'm going to go race some Porpoises."
I hand Paddy an ice pack.
"Anyway, I'm going to go race some Porpoises."
As I complete my tenth or so lap of the workshop, I begrudgingly come to the conclusion that having a robot leg is rather cool.
"Ok Trilby I'm not going to lie, this is a pretty slick leg, however." I turn to Trilby and bring my new limb up, planting it directly into his crotch. "That's for cutting it off in the first place. Fucking psychopath." I say, opening up the door with the welding torch and walking out.
"Ok Trilby I'm not going to lie, this is a pretty slick leg, however." I turn to Trilby and bring my new limb up, planting it directly into his crotch. "That's for cutting it off in the first place. Fucking psychopath." I say, opening up the door with the welding torch and walking out.
I topple over.
"By the way, there's a shotgun barrel in the heel and a switchblade in the toes." I groan.
"By the way, there's a shotgun barrel in the heel and a switchblade in the toes." I groan.
I raise an eyebrow.
"Arnt you usually the one encouraging everyone to chill the fuck out, Paddy?"
"Arnt you usually the one encouraging everyone to chill the fuck out, Paddy?"
"No cause he's become a whiny ass too. Come on Sigma. Let's go fill a pool with smoothies or something."
"I haven't been having a good time recently. I apologise for my behaviour. Now let's all relax with this box set of terrible zombie movies."
"Why not both?"
I fill a pool with smoothie and set up a large screen in front of it. I chuck in a few lilos and put on Terrible Zombie Boxset 1.
I fill a pool with smoothie and set up a large screen in front of it. I chuck in a few lilos and put on Terrible Zombie Boxset 1.