Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

MUTHERFUCKER STEP OFF! STEP OFF!

The butler chops your arms with its tiny robotic hands.

 

[Knife-28]

"JESUS FUCK!" I yell in suprise, jumping backwards and catching Salt and Miniman's attention. "Lil' bastard pinched me!"

 

[RaNDM G]

The robot jabs Salt in the shin and makes off with the dope.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey Arty! Why the stringent adherence to the letter of the law? Because you're really not gonna like the rest of the shit we get up to."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Paddy's drug bag floats past me. I open it up, pull out a lump of cocaine and toss it at the robot.

 

[Captain Anon]

i pull out my revolver and i shoot at the tiny robot's wheels

 

[Sigma Castell]

I walk around the corner and trip over the robot, impaling myself on its head.

 

[RaNDM G]

SUCK IT HATERS!

 

[Saltarius]

I pull out my backup meth bag.

"Who wants to be a mule?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt that is literally an empty bag."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Fuck."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I take Salts bag and turn it into a smoothie.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"When the fuck do we arrive somewhere?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Actually yeah, Artemis or whatever the fuck your name is, didn't you say it would take a day ors o to get to Bekenstein?"

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=violet]I did. However, this vessel was temporarily stopped to seize illegal assets.[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

"You really had to stop the ship just to send that little asshole to steal one bag of crystal meth."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Arty, why do you obey the law?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I start fiddling with the AI Core.

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=violet]I serve to protect this vessel. Bekenstein authorities are prone to searching new vessels, and any substances found will result in this vessel's detainment.

Also because I don't like your attitude.[/color]

I start fiddling with the AI Core.

A steel rod punches a hole in Sigma's skull.

I warned you. You have no one to blame but yourself.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Lalalalala
lalalalala
ooooooooh
lalalalala
lalalalala
ooooooooh"
I respawn and unplug my Blender from the Sex AI port, reconnecting the Erotic Android V.2