Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

according to the official mall fight forum, mall fight has ended.

Hey Tom. I remember you back in Mall Fight 3.

Thanks for the support man. It's a shame the main Mall Fight series ended, but these things happen. Hopefully they'll be back up and running soon once they figure out what they want to do.

When we open up, feel free to join in. We always keep the door open for returning players.

"Sup. Don't you have a chainsaw?"

"Why would I need that just to deal with you?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeah."

 

[Saltarius]

"Huh. Well...carry on then. And refrain from your libel about me."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I vomit into a nearby bin. "Oh dear lord."

 

[Saltarius]

"We'll hook you up when we're done here Pads. Just as soon as we meet up with Sis."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Cos Banter#YOLOSWAG, obviously."
I fish a capsule of freeze-dried smoothie out of my pocket and pop a tablet in my mouth.
"Well I suppose it is only fair. I [i/]am[/i] the least competant fighter in our little band."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's cool man, I'll catch up with you in a second." I clutch at the bin attempting to prevent my collapse to the floor.

I fail.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Well I suppose it is only fair. I [i/]am[/i] the least competant fighter in our little band."

"Got that right. You want to make the next move or should I proceed with the ass kicking?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff"
I draw my sword, still lying on my back.
"I don't see why this is even necessary."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw away the picture and shoot a guy in the face.
Because we've gone too long without committing a violent crime.
I run away, find a safe spot, and remove my Knife disguise.

 

[Saltarius]

"I am going to enjoy your screams of pain, Castell."

 

[RaNDM G]

I draw my sword, still lying on my back.
"I don't see why this is even necessary."

"I could just slaughter you now, but that would take the fun out of it."

She puts her fists up.

"Are you just going to lie down all day?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I put my phone to my ear.
"Jokes on you, Salt. That dried smoothie I ate was actually a poison that will dissolve my vocal cords. It should take effect right about...no-"
I suddenly can't speak.
I text Salt.
[No screams for you]

 

[Saltarius]

"I'll just ask Sis how delightful it was to beat you into bloody paste."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Well that's not fair! Screaming is what makes it fun!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, I know right? Wait shit, that's really nota very Knightly thing to sa-fuck it, I don't need to anyways."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I text Sister.
[It's comfortable down here.]
I throw a lobster at her face.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Is there a hospital here?" I manage to pronounce through sobs.

 

[Saltarius]

"Probably through customs. It'll be okay dude."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Gimme a sec. Wait. Now my eyes are bleeding."