Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

During my not-really-that-daring escape, I come across Paddy, lying on the floor.
"Wow."
I give him some perfectly legal medicinal morphine that definitely isn't just some ecstasy and crack blended into a liquid.
"Take this."

 

[Generalissimo]

according to the official mall fight forum, mall fight has ended.

Hey Tom. I remember you back in Mall Fight 3.

Thanks for the support man. It's a shame the main Mall Fight series ended, but these things happen. Hopefully they'll be back up and running soon once they figure out what they want to do.

When we open up, feel free to join in. We always keep the door open for returning players.

when the next act opens, i'll be there, message me when it does.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"That ain't gonna do shit Trilby. Also my hands are shaking too much to use it."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I inject the cocktail of drugs into Paddy.
"You just keep telling yourself that."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh my god no!" I void my bowels and stagger to my feet. "I quit you asshole!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"That's it. I don't even want to fight anymore."

Sigma wins by default.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You do realise that you could just kill yourself and you would respawn perfectly clean, with no addictions and no withdrawal symptoms. The fact that respawning removes the damage is probably the only reason you were able to function."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Kill me Trilby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"'kay."
I grab a large-print hardback copy of the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy and drop it on Paddy's head a few times.

 

[Saltarius]

"That's...disappointing to hear."

I go back to waiting for Sister to show up.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ha!" I laugh at the poor quality of Trilby's selection while eyeing a complete boxset of hardback largeprint copies of In Search of Lost Time (The world's longest published novel, over 1,200,000 words on around 4200 pages depending on the edition.) Then I die.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw the bloody book at a random customer's face.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I sheath my sword.
[Awesome. Dying is painful, I don't enjoy it happening to me. Have a Bluetini.]
I hand Sister a Bluetini.

 

[RaNDM G]

The random customer is me.

"Ow."

"Uh... I really shouldn't. Thanks."

 

[Captain Anon]

i radio at random "we all clear no trouble outside"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Stop complaining. At least you're not that guy."
I point at a different customer, then shoot him in the lungs.
"Would you like to have a hole in you?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

[Alright]
I take the Bluetini from her and throw it at Trilby.

 

[Saltarius]

I continue waiting.

"...Losing faith, man."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

A Bluetini flies out of nowhere and hits me in the head.
"What the fuck?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Would you like to have a hole in you?"

"I already have too many to count."

I take the Bluetini from her and throw it at Trilby.

I laugh as Trilby claws the glass out of his eyes.

"...Losing faith, man."

Your phone rings.