Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Pretty much. We need one guy to take care of the security systems, two to take care of the actual target and one to keep the rest safe. To get in, Sigma is creating a distraction. There are twelve goons at the back. Private security."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'll go for target, probably best that I stay away from security."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Great."
I text Sigma the signal, then hurl a glass bottle over the thugs' heads.

 

[Knife-28]

"Ok, you take the guards out here, I'll deal with the ones inside." I say to Trilby as he throws the bottle, then slipping inside the building while the thugs are distracted.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up on a pile of zebras. My phone vibrates in my pocket.
I text Trilby.
[On my way.]

 

[Sigma Castell]

I down fifty Max-Strength Bluetinis with Alcoshots and jump into the cockpit.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAaa..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I regret everything."
I cower behind Salt.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hear Sigma's approach.
"In light of recent revelations, I think we should just abandon the stealth route and kill everyone. Everyone who Sigma leaves alive, that is."
I put on my gas mask and draw a revolver.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaohgodwhydidIreplacethefuelwithvelociraptorsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

 

[Saltarius]

"No, that's stupid given that there are way too many people for us to take on here."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"If we take them by surprise, apply explosives as needed and fill a few guys with holes, we should be fine. Fear is a very good weapon. Haven't you ever seen Die Hard?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
The burns its way through the atmosphere, clipping the top of a tower and going into an uncontrallable spin, hitting the ground an inch away from the auction house.
"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAohwait I'm alive."
I glance around the cockpit, and notice the lever marked 'IN CASE OF SURVIVAL'
"...Might as well."
I pull the lever.
The ship explodes in a tidal wave of velociraptors and Swag-infected douchebags.
"FUCK"
The wave crashes into me, crushing me and sweeping through the doors of the auction hall.
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[Saltarius]

"What if we fuck up the building and take the artifact with it?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Great."
I text Sigma the signal, then hurl a glass bottle over the thugs' heads.

"Ow! Hey you piece of shit! Come over here and I'll shove this down your throat!"

"Ok, you take the guards out here, I'll deal with the ones inside."

You slip in, unnoticed by anyone.

I hear Sigma's approach.
"In light of recent revelations, I think we should just abandon the stealth route and kill everyone. Everyone who Sigma leaves alive, that is."
I put on my gas mask and draw a revolver.

The gang draws guns, bats, and switchblades.

This is not going to end well.

The wave crashes into me, crushing me and sweeping through the doors of the auction hall.

The building is unharmed. Unsurprisingly.

Looks like you hit an orphanage instead. Whatever money that auctioneer makes is going right back in his pocket thanks to you.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hello there gentlemen. Care to join me in a drink?"
I hurl a glass bottle of nitroglycerin at the group, with enough force for it to detonate on impact.

 

[RaNDM G]

The bang kills the unfortunate sucker that catches it, sending glass through his skull. The ones around him are wounded and dazed.

The others open fire. You and Salt are gunned down before you even get off a shot.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn on the other side of the building.
"That went well, considering."

 

[Saltarius]

"Not really, given they know we're here."