Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up at a monorail station.

"..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I call Sigma.
"Rise and shine, Mr Castell. Rise and... shine..." [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6_qLfzKEug]

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look around the monorail compartment. There's two other people in here with me; some old dude and his dog, and a Space Lobster.
I bring up my map.
[i/]Ten compartments away from the pilot capsule[/i]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sigma, don't do whatever you're planning on doing."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh man, remember when the mall was a city?" I pull out some posters from my day as a magician. "And with a click of my fingers." They appear around the city. I dye my hair green and don contact lenses to return my appearance to that on the poster. "That ought to do something. Famed in every galaxy for my sleight of hand." I grin. "And some good publicity."

 

[Sigma Castell]

[Distractions, Trilby. Distractions.]
I switch off my phone and head towards the pilot capsule.

 

[Saltarius]

I drag the unconscious passerby into an alley before taking his phone and keys, destroying the phone. I toss the keys to Ran.

"I'm set."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh God I'm working with two morons, a magician and a guy who is probably about to commit an act of terrorism to distract a bunch of black market security guards. The three somewhat competent members of the team are psychopathic murderers. And I don't even know where the Knifes are!"
I start banging my head against the wall.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Trilby keep your voice down."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start writing obscenities on the wall in my head blood.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You're leaving DNA evidence."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fine then. When we're done, I'll blow the building up."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Sweet. Hey, remember the time I found a bunch of chickens? Where the fuck are they?"
Suddenly, a few eggs fall out my pockets.
"Actually, never mind."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Have they all suffocated?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"No...They're still alive...just grown up-shit."
Hundreds of eggs begin flying everywhere.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, shit."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Great. Now we have battery hens in our crew. I'm sure they will be valuable additions to this mission."

 

[Saltarius]

"My temptation to simply beat you to death with this golf club is rising."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right. Well, because I'm a fan of not being beaten to death, I'm just going to go find a vantage point where I can see the back doors. Zombie, we should probably take out the guards right after the shift change."
I walk off.

 

[Sigma Castell]

[Are we going to do this or not?]
I text the others, from the Pilot Capsule.