Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I reach the door to the theatre, lower my gas mask and take out an assault rifle. I strap two nitroglycerin bottles to my legs, on to my chest and hole another in my right hand, keeping my left on the rifle trigger.
"Okay, Salt. I would get going if I were you."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Jeez, chill. Ask for my phone next time. I'm gonna go watch my death chickens."
I leave the auction, and go back to watching my chickens murder everyone. I call Trilby.
"What's up then?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I send a tulpa next to Trilby. It wrestles him to the ground and ties up his arms and legs. "What is your problem! Just let me get on with my fucking plan which by the way is working fine!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I quickly move into the shadows when I see the door open. Luckily, it's just Zombie.
"Salt's going to sneak in the back while we take everyone in there hostage." I explain. "So, I'd get a disguise and some guns ready. By the way, little help here."

 

[Paddy the Second]

The tulpa gags Trilby. "You realise these fuckers will probably have such heavy security your balls would be attached to a wall by bullets if you tried to take one person hostage?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn behind Trilby and strap a lobsteer to the side of his head.
"It's dangerous to go alone."
I walk over to Zombie and continue watching the Velocicluktors.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

My mask prevents the tulpa from gagging me.
"If they shot me, they would blow up about half the room. Incidentally, you're very lucky that didn't happen when your tulpa tackled me."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I phone Paddy.
"Dude, the chickens are taking care of all the guards. Have you been paying attention at all?"
I put on a balaclava, and a pair of sunglasses.
"There, disguised." I say to Trilby.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Could you untie me, please?" I ask Zombie.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm more focused on you not paying any attention to my plan which is working! WORKING! And instead trying to take everyone hostage! Just let me do this my way and once we have the door you can do whatever the fuck you want!" My tulpa takes off Trilby's mask, gags him, and stabs him in the eyes.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I untie Trilby.
"Paddy's right, we should just...I dunno. Watch the death chickens."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Thank you! When I'm done I will call you, and you do whatever the fuck you want. WHEN. I'M. DONE."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I pull on a frog mask.
"Hotline Miami, dude."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fucking totally." I hang up on Paddy, and pocket the phone.
"Now that all of that is out the way..."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw confetti at everyone.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn due to the eye-stabbing.
"Your plan isn't working, because the thing you're trying to buy isn't available yet."
I retrieve my mask, rifle and dropped bottle of nitroglycerin, then kick in the door to the auction.
"EVERYBODY ON THE FUCKING GROUND OR I WILL BLOW US ALL TO HELL!"
I fire a burst into the crowd.
"Nobody try to be a hero, or you'll just make things worse for us all!"
I stare directly at Paddy.
"NOBODY."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I shoot Trilby in the face. He dies. My tulpa is waiting for him when he respawns. "MAYBE IF YOU COULD WAIT FOR TEN FUCKING MINUTES IT WOULD COME UP AND MY PLAN WOULD BE FINE YOU ****!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Subtle." I throw a flash bang into the auction hall, for no particular reason.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I superglue Trilbys hands to his face.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I kick the flashbang out of a window. "NOTHING'S GONNA STOP THIS AUCTION YOU DICKBAGS!"