Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

The dying causes me to drop the bottle of nitroglycerin, which explodes and subsequently scatters and detonates the other three bottles across the room, causing death and destruction.
I respawn next to Zombie.
"Paddy really should take my warnings seriously."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I kill Trilby several times in an extremely painful manner. Each time I pronounce one syllable. "BE PA-TIENT YOU FUCK-ING ARSE AND LET ME DO THINGS AC-CORD-ING TO MY NO FUCK-ING TER-RIB-LE PLAN!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I superglue Paddys pockets shut.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn.
"By 'not terrible', you mean the plan which requires you to waste time buying bullshit, which lowers the funds you have available to buy the one thing we need and therefore makes it less likely we'll ever even get it because we have no idea who else wants it and how much money THEY have available?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I'm pretty sure we have infinite funds."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Actually, we only have $27,240,000."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You really think I'm planning to actually pay for it? And it's not wasting time if it helps us achieve our goal. You don't even know where the fuck it is to steal it from."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I start a 56-player poker game with some of the bidders.

 

[Saltarius]

"Pads got a point."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So, you're not planning to pay for it, but you're opposed to us stealing it? So, in essence, you just want to waste time and then steal it yourself. And yeah, I don't know were it is. WHICH IS WHY I CAUSED A DISTRACTION. So Salt could search for it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm opposed to you trying to take hostage the only people who actually know where it fucking is."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"One, we could have interrogated them and two, you're the one who blew them the fuck up! Caused them to get blown up. Whatever."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"One, you really think they wouldn't have alerted someone and moved it? Two, I told you to stay the fuck out. Also you never placed any explosives anywhere."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"How can they alert someone when their lives are in danger? And I didn't need to place explosives, I was wearing them. And holding them. That's what was in those glass bottles. Which is why I told everyone that being a hero would just make everything worse."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Just shut the fuck up and stay away until I tell you."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Will do."
I shoot Paddy in the kneecap, the shoot myself in the head and respawn on the Corvette.

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa, having been shot, falls over. "Ow." In the unexploded auction hall I check my watch. "So what do you do for fun Sister?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Why are you people all so good at Poker?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start making more nitroglycerin to replace the bottles of it I lost in the explosion.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I replace Trilbys nitroglycerin with Nitrosmoothiein.