Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"She's pretty cool. Feel bad for her though. Considering she lost her arm, eye (I think) and then got the shit beat out of her."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hussie'd probably get her first. Then again, considering what English did to him..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wait. Guys. We need to hijack the mall and journey into Homestuck."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: WTF IS HOMESTUCK?

"yes, lets highjack the magical infinite mall"

I find ammo for my revolvers.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh fuck yes. But first, who gets who. *cough VRISKA DIBS RIGHT NOW *cough* Feel free to take whoever the fuck else there is."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We practically already did." ((Homestuck is an anime.)) "Oh fuck no Salt! You do not get Vriska!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I guess...John? No Sollux! No, Dave! No, Karkat! No-FUCK!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: I figured as much but...

"Wait anime, that means tv, which means nightrider, lets go get nightrider."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well it's official, so shut up. Or we can do it by patron troll, that way everyone wins. I get Vriska, Zomb gets Nepeta and Eridan gets Paddy."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I get jessica alba from idle hands in kit from nightrider"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Don't you fucking put me anywhere near that ****! He's the only main character I actively despise. And isn't pairing with our patrons kinda incesty?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Trolls don't give a shit about that, remember? Oh, and join the club on Eridan. If you're lucky you can land Kanaya. Depending on when we land maybe Aradia."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Incest is the key to divinity..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Fuck you I don't want Eridan near me. And if you get between me and Vriska I'll unleash everything on you."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Nightrider..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay, given trolls are polygamous anyways, I think we can take turns. But if you really are going to debate this, we go head to head."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You know you'd kick my ass. We'll let her decide, y'know, like we should? And also dibs Kanaya, Rose and Jade." ((Goodnight everybody.))

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Kit turboboost, vroom vroom."

OOC: Trolls? Sloppy seconds?

 

[Saltarius]

"Well then, I guess it's up to that. Now we need to learn how to pull some Tron shit and send us into mspaintadventures."

I work on that because shut up.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I still say nightrider"